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#17457 - 02/29/04 04:05 PM A Rant About Male Body Hair in Straight Porn
The Outsider Offline
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Registered: 08/06/03
Posts: 214
Loc: Calipornia
It's time for a revolution.

We're going to let gays get married, whether Karl Rove approves of it or not. And I happen to think it's a great thing. More happy people that can publicly proclaim their love, the better. Besides, isn't it better to let people be happy than to endure more angry people on the freeways, attempting to kill each other? Of course it is. Let's let the gays get married, for God sake. In my heart, I know that God is not against this. It's simply a part of religion that's been perverted to ostracize people. By the way, please go see 'The Passion of the Christ'- and bring a ton of tissue. I cried about 700 times. And no, it's not fucking anti-semetic. All you over amped Jews need to calm the fuck down. It's just a great story, really well told, and no, we don't hold any of you current Jews responsible. However, if you keep making a stink, we may have to throw ham at you. Chill out, folks.

But that's not really my rant.

My rant is this:

Now that we are allowing gays the freedom to be gay, can the straight males now get back to being straight?

For the last 5 years, we've all been shaving and waxing our chests, asses, and legs. I think we've been doing this to 'fit in'. We've all been feeling the pressure to look gay, I think.

But I don't think we need to do this any more.

Now that we're letting gays be gay, I think it's time we let straight men be straight men.

Therefore, I am calling for the straight men in porn to stop shaving and waxing.

I've let my chest hair grow out, and I've stopped trimming my legs. And I have to tell you something...

...the girls my wife and I have been seeing happen to like it.

Yes, to my surprise, they find my hair soft, comfortable, and- one of them called it- 'plush'.

So please don't think you have to look gay any more, all you straight male porn actors. The tide is turning.

It's time to let gays be gays...

...and to let straights be straights.

Body hair, it turns out, ain't so bad after all.

Some women- and girls- actually find it sexy.

Just not on Ron Jeremy.

The Outsider


Edited by The Outsider (02/29/04 04:24 PM)

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#17458 - 02/29/04 04:08 PM Re: A Rant About Male Body Hair in Straight Porn
MW2323 Offline
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#17459 - 02/29/04 05:51 PM Re: A Rant About Male Body Hair in Straight Porn
xvod Offline
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Registered: 01/02/04
Posts: 698
Loc: CA
Fuck that shit! The absolute last thing I want to see in my porn is some guys hairy ass and sack dripping sweat on a whore WHILE blocking my view of the action.

You've obviously made the trip back to the 70's with your 'plush' fur. If it's OK with the chicks you bone, fine. We just don't have to watch it.

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#17460 - 02/29/04 06:10 PM Re: A Rant About Male Body Hair in Straight Porn
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Even though it makes me sick to my stomach to admit this, i happen to agree with xvod on this one. Although you are watching the porn for the women its easier on the eyes to watch penetration without a mountain of hair in the way. Its also nice for the ladies, i mean as a dude you don't want to see a chick's bush out of control, you like her to weed the garden every now and then, trim the hedges, keep it neat. So why doesn't she deserve the same respect?.
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#17461 - 02/29/04 06:15 PM Re: A Rant About Male Body Hair in Straight Porn
The Outsider Offline
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Registered: 08/06/03
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Loc: Calipornia
By 'respect' you mean 'looking gay'.

Trimming male body hair has nothing to do with 'respect'.

It has everything to do with looking gay.

Staying in shape is another matter. Yes, we should all stay in shape. But as for male body hair...

...some men want to look like women, and that's fine.

I'm gonna look like a fucking man.

And men have hair.

The Outsider

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#17462 - 02/29/04 06:18 PM Re: A Rant About Male Body Hair in Straight Porn
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Quote:


And men have hair.





Mr Poo doesn't. Is he not a man?.


Edited by smelly monkey (02/29/04 06:19 PM)
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#17463 - 02/29/04 06:23 PM Re: A Rant About Male Body Hair in Straight Porn
Rob Longshot Offline
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Registered: 12/22/03
Posts: 1715
Loc: Everything for the people, not...
i will always shave, especially me crotchal area, due to the sanitary reasons. you sir seem to have a problem with your own sexuality. first you claim you hate seeing men fucking women, then you say you want the guys to be hairy.

i think you have a "bear" fetish.
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#17464 - 02/29/04 08:02 PM Re: A Rant About Male Body Hair in Straight Porn
The Outsider Offline
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Registered: 08/06/03
Posts: 214
Loc: Calipornia
I don't hate seeing men fucking women.

I just don't want to see their ugly mugs so I can imagine it's me. No need at all to see an ugly male mug in a straight porn.

I'm not going to attempt to look female, or like a homosexual, anymore.

I have hair. I am hairy.

Funny thing is...girls like to run their fingers through it, it turns out, and they like that it's soft, and doesn't scratch them.

I don't have a damn thing against men wanting to be women.

If you all want to keep doing that, it's fine with me.

I'm hairy, I'm a man, and I'm straight.

Gay men will respect me for this, as will bi men.

The ones who are confused are the ones who'll give me shit.

I ain't confused.

And I'm ahead of my time on this one.

Come back here in six months, and read this post again.

My crystal ball is often pretty good.

And my wife is playing with my chest hair right now.

She says it's curly, and likes to twirl her fingers around it.

What could be wrong with that?

The Outsider



Edited by The Outsider (02/29/04 08:09 PM)

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#17465 - 02/29/04 08:38 PM Re: A Rant About Male Body Hair in Straight Porn
Rob Longshot Offline
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 12/22/03
Posts: 1715
Loc: Everything for the people, not...
well.. cherokee genetics only gave me body hair below the waist... except a small patch on my chest. i will continue to shave my crotch.... but i have hairy as fuck legs.
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#17466 - 03/02/04 08:42 PM Re: A Rant About Male Body Hair in Straight Porn
The Outsider Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 08/06/03
Posts: 214
Loc: Calipornia
Is your wife that Keiko girl?

If it is, she's pretty.

Just thought I'd throw in my two cents worth.

By the way, my chest hair is getting nice and long.

And I forgot how damn nice it is not to shave, or wax, and to just take a fucking shower.

What a difference.

I'm proud to be a hairy straight guy, dammit.

I will, however, as per my wife's request, continue to keep the hair off the back of my arms and my back.

When I sleep on my stomach, it feels like I'm sleeping on a pillow. I forgot how nice that felt.

By the way, Rob, I did a search on you, and the only movie that came up was this 'Ten Man Cum Slam' movie...

(...a movie you can be sure I won't watch. No offense, but you know how I feel about more than one dick in a shot.)

Anyways, I thought you said you'd been doing this for a while...or is that your first movie?

The Outsider


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#17467 - 03/02/04 10:41 PM Re: A Rant About Male Body Hair in Straight Porn
Rob Longshot Offline
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 12/22/03
Posts: 1715
Loc: Everything for the people, not...
yes, keiko is my other half. and i have been at this for about 5months.... unfortunately most of my films have yet to come out... or im not listed as being in (i.e. Dr. Fellatio #42 and Oral Hygine)

and how can you possibly sleep on your stomach... i know this sounds like an odd question, but ive never understood it... then again i have to sleep with on my back, head elevated, one hand on my hip bone and the other under my girl with the tv on and rubbing my feet together and snapping my toes.... so i just cannot understand sleeping on you stomach...

but anyway, bravo to you for doing what you choose, it is part of gods plan for us to make our own decisions and i praise you for not following the heard... i myself, shall continue to shave my dick... not because of society, but because i feel its cleaner.... and im not a monster cock... and it makes it look bigger, and every bit helps.
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#17468 - 03/03/04 05:03 AM Re: A Rant About Male Body Hair in Straight Porn
The Outsider Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 08/06/03
Posts: 214
Loc: Calipornia
You seem like a pretty good guy.

Good luck to you.

Do you two live in socal?

The Outsider

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