I don't hate seeing men fucking women.

I just don't want to see their ugly mugs so I can imagine it's me. No need at all to see an ugly male mug in a straight porn.

I'm not going to attempt to look female, or like a homosexual, anymore.

I have hair. I am hairy.

Funny thing is...girls like to run their fingers through it, it turns out, and they like that it's soft, and doesn't scratch them.

I don't have a damn thing against men wanting to be women.

If you all want to keep doing that, it's fine with me.

I'm hairy, I'm a man, and I'm straight.

Gay men will respect me for this, as will bi men.

The ones who are confused are the ones who'll give me shit.

I ain't confused.

And I'm ahead of my time on this one.

Come back here in six months, and read this post again.

My crystal ball is often pretty good.

And my wife is playing with my chest hair right now.

She says it's curly, and likes to twirl her fingers around it.

What could be wrong with that?

The Outsider