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#174584 - 06/19/06 04:24 PM Kids Today
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#174585 - 06/19/06 04:36 PM Re: Kids Today
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I have said it before, most people should be smothered at birth, thanks for reminding me of that fact cleetus.

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#174586 - 06/19/06 09:54 PM Re: Kids Today
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I still think there should be a test in order to have kids- to prove that you are intellectually, financially and emotionally able to support the kids after you pop them out
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#174587 - 06/19/06 11:28 PM Re: Kids Today
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I still think there should be a test in order to have kids- to prove that you are intellectually, financially and emotionally able to support the kids after you pop them out.




Everybody that pays in to welfare to support illegitimate children agrees Cleet.
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#174588 - 06/20/06 04:58 AM Re: Kids Today
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I still think there should be a test in order to have kids- to prove that you are intellectually, financially and emotionally able to support the kids after you pop them out




Careful, Cleetus! Soon you'll have Elaborator and Gonzo420 calling you a "neocon".

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#174589 - 06/20/06 05:06 AM Re: Kids Today
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Such behavior wasn't allowed in my house. If that was me, my mom would've bolted in from her sewing room so fast, taken away all computer restrictions except homework that had to be checked every night before bed, and deducted the keyboard cost out of my allowance. Kids today are going nowhere. Now if you excuse me, I have to log off and get to my blowbang. :banalcreme:
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#174590 - 06/20/06 06:09 AM Re: Kids Today
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I still think there should be a test in order to have kids- to prove that you are intellectually, financially and emotionally able to support the kids after you pop them out




indeed, what i dont understand is WHY everybody can have childrens while when you want to adopt one you have to be the most perfect and flawless human being on the face of the heart and go through endless exams.

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#174591 - 06/20/06 08:26 AM Re: Kids Today
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That really has to be one of the funniest videos ever lensed.
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#174592 - 06/20/06 08:30 AM Re: Kids Today
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That really has to be one of the funniest videos ever lensed.




Really?It just makes me want to punch someone.
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#174593 - 06/20/06 11:06 AM Re: Kids Today
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And they say his name is Hansel

Anyone here speak german? I'd like to know if the subtitles are actually what he is saying or not.
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#174594 - 06/20/06 11:20 AM Re: Kids Today
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That really has to be one of the funniest videos ever lensed.




Really?It just makes me want to punch someone.





This one should put you over the edge

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rrdtXxzhBWA
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#174595 - 06/20/06 11:39 AM Re: Kids Today
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And they say his name is Hansel

Anyone here speak german? I'd like to know if the subtitles are actually what he is saying or not.




Cleet... have you found yourself to near insanity like this kid playing WoW? Is this all too familiar? hehehe

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#174596 - 06/20/06 11:54 AM Re: Kids Today
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This one should put you over the edge

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rrdtXxzhBWA


It's the white, gay Milli Vanilli...unless they were already ga....awwww screwit!

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#174597 - 06/20/06 04:46 PM Re: Kids Today
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Careful, Cleetus! Soon you'll have Elaborator and Gonzo420 calling you a "neocon".




hardly...its you rabid redneck 32%ers that are poopin out the kids like um candy...us librels are FOR Abortion remember? If the parents fail any part of an extensive battery of tests than it's an RU486 coctail and a punch in the tummy for good measure

(please dont link me with gonzo420 dude...)
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#174598 - 06/20/06 04:49 PM Re: Kids Today
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#174599 - 06/20/06 06:18 PM Re: Kids Today
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And they say his name is Hansel

Anyone here speak german? I'd like to know if the subtitles are actually what he is saying or not.





some of it was German I could recognize and understand, but some of it I'm sure was of a different dialect, which is prevalent in the German language.
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#174600 - 06/20/06 07:39 PM Re: Kids Today
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Maybe Bavarian.
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#174601 - 06/20/06 08:34 PM Re: Kids Today
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Quote:

And they say his name is Hansel

Anyone here speak german? I'd like to know if the subtitles are actually what he is saying or not.




Cleet... have you found yourself to near insanity like this kid playing WoW? Is this all too familiar? hehehe




No way Gen, i rarely get irritated and when i do i yell one cuss or slur and then remain calm- i am cleetus after all

More important question- have you started to play yet?
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#174602 - 06/20/06 09:01 PM Re: Kids Today
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LOL nope.. I haven't. I've noticed with time as I get older my attention span gets weaker. I can't even finish a whole painting or drawing in one sitting anymore. I have to get up and move around and then get side tracked with something else. What's next? Bipolar? ARGH!!!

For the mean time, I just continue to make fun of BoyToy being a pwned noob In bed. *knee slapper*

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#174603 - 06/20/06 09:08 PM Re: Kids Today
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Its because he is Alliance, I told you that, Horde never get beat in the sack

The Guild I am in is called Da Bang Bus
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#174604 - 06/20/06 09:14 PM Re: Kids Today
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Yikes, Da Bang Bus? Are all you guys doing more than just playin WoW over there? hehehehe

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#174605 - 06/20/06 09:42 PM Re: Kids Today
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hardly...its you rabid redneck 32%ers that are poopin out the kids like um candy...us librels are FOR Abortion remember? If the parents fail any part of an extensive battery of tests than it's an RU486 coctail and a punch in the tummy for good measure





I, for one, love abortion. I disagree with the rest of your assessment. It's liberals who refuse to parent the kids they don't abort since they'd be "destroying their inner child" or "propagating conformity to our racist/sexist/homophobic/ethnocentric imperialistic western value system" or some such nonsense. Or maybe they can't put down their bongs long enough to parent their children.

Some political incorrectness: It is no coincidence that +90% Black people vote Democratic and about 1/3 of young Black males are in the criminal justice system. Liberalism is about dodging personal responsibility and that includes parenting.

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(please dont link me with gonzo420 dude...)




That was a low of me. I humbly apologise.

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