My brother was a Law Enforcement Cop (not to be confused with the guys who walk around the airplanes) in Germany. He tells the story of responding to someone calling in a body in the Officers Club Parking lot. They arrive to find a young officer passed out in the parking lot. My brother gets on the radio and tells the dispatcher to ignore further calls from his unit, and starts to mark up a "Crime Scene."
He announces they've got a DB in the parking lot and so on and so forth. I guess it was a slow night, his watch commander came out, and an ambulance from Landstuhl and they made a big production of "what to do with the body."
The guy comes too and tries to convince everyone he's not dead, but they ignore him and continue to treat him like a DB.
The Guy shit himself when they started to put him in a body bag, fun was over at that point in time.
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