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#174557 - 06/19/06 03:32 PM I love to drink and get drunk.
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#174558 - 06/19/06 03:34 PM Re: I love to drink and get drunk.
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:bananadaiquiricherrypoppinstartscocktails:
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#174559 - 06/19/06 04:11 PM Re: I love to drink and get drunk.
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I hear you, friend. I think I pee more often than you do, though.

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#174560 - 06/20/06 01:15 AM Re: I love to drink and get drunk.
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Registered: 05/29/06
Posts: 364
Loc: Promoting black on black viole...



Is there any way to have a soundtrack to CAOH posts

from general

http://youtube.com/watch?v=FJVV3Qho9MA&search=oppenheimer

to me this "destroyer of worlds" synopsis has been one of the most disturbing yet soul touching quotes of all time

It should come on automatically every time you click on a CAOH post

:bananacreamatombombjizzzbanana cream:

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#174561 - 06/20/06 01:33 AM Re: I love to drink and get drunk.
Willie D Offline

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Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9195
Quote:

Is there any way to have a soundtrack to CAOH posts


As a matter of fact, there is. Check out the link in this thread.

Some of Simp/CAOH's wisdom even made it onto a Gag Factor box. Take a look.

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#174562 - 06/20/06 02:09 AM Re: I love to drink and get drunk.
Monstar Offline
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I need a drink right now.

no, really.


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#174563 - 06/20/06 02:20 AM Re: I love to drink and get drunk.
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Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
I cannot go to bed without admitting that this post by CAOH really made me smile. I read it like a schoolboy reads a pop up story book, full of excitement and wonder. I think he has brought the use of smilies/graemlins/emoticons to a new level. Kudos my friend, kudos.
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#174564 - 06/20/06 06:50 AM Re: I love to drink and get drunk.
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Registered: 06/16/06
Posts: 42
So does she. Notice the mad skillz of not spilling a drop of beer even when comatose.

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#174565 - 06/20/06 07:39 AM Re: I love to drink and get drunk.
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So does she. Notice the mad skillz of not spilling a drop of beer even when comatose.




In college my friends said I would take the lid off the bottle I was usually holding, take a drink, then replace the lid all while passed out. I have no idea whether it was true, it however makes for some funny imagery.

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#174566 - 06/20/06 04:11 PM Re: I love to drink and get drunk.
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Registered: 01/26/06
Posts: 624
Doesn't it look like that chick is sporting some tiny wood in her green shorts?
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#174567 - 06/20/06 04:14 PM Re: I love to drink and get drunk.
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It also looks like her feet are about to shove that bottle up her ass through her undies...

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#174568 - 06/20/06 04:35 PM Re: I love to drink and get drunk.
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Registered: 01/27/06
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Loc: Jaundice Town
It also looks like she could use a serious bathing...
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#174569 - 06/20/06 04:52 PM Re: I love to drink and get drunk.
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Registered: 06/03/05
Posts: 429
Im not even sure it is a chick.
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#174570 - 06/20/06 05:10 PM Re: I love to drink and get drunk.
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Registered: 03/08/05
Posts: 565
Loc: Amazon Jungle


Missy Monroe's mom at Woodstock methinks.
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#174571 - 06/20/06 05:43 PM Re: I love to drink and get drunk.
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I think it is one of those British Outdoor Festivals...Chronic OASIS absorbtion can do that to ya...
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#174572 - 06/20/06 05:44 PM Re: I love to drink and get drunk.
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Honestly tho...it is one of the more Classic pics I have seen here in my brief time... CHEERS!@
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#174573 - 06/20/06 06:13 PM Re: I love to drink and get drunk.
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Registered: 07/20/03
Posts: 5256
Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy
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It also looks like she could use a serious bathing...



And some sunlight. Those thighs are pasty.
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#174574 - 06/21/06 06:04 AM Re: I love to drink and get drunk.
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Registered: 08/09/06
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#174575 - 06/21/06 06:31 AM Re: I love to drink and get drunk.
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Registered: 01/26/06
Posts: 624
My brother was a Law Enforcement Cop (not to be confused with the guys who walk around the airplanes) in Germany. He tells the story of responding to someone calling in a body in the Officers Club Parking lot. They arrive to find a young officer passed out in the parking lot. My brother gets on the radio and tells the dispatcher to ignore further calls from his unit, and starts to mark up a "Crime Scene."

He announces they've got a DB in the parking lot and so on and so forth. I guess it was a slow night, his watch commander came out, and an ambulance from Landstuhl and they made a big production of "what to do with the body."

The guy comes too and tries to convince everyone he's not dead, but they ignore him and continue to treat him like a DB.

The Guy shit himself when they started to put him in a body bag, fun was over at that point in time.
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#174576 - 06/21/06 01:18 PM Re: I love to drink and get drunk.
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Registered: 03/08/05
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I bet this guy went on a killing spree when he came to.




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#174577 - 06/22/06 08:53 AM Re: I love to drink and get drunk.
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Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 7408
Loc: JM Productions
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Im not even sure it is a chick.




She/He is Brazilian.
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#174578 - 07/08/07 10:45 PM Re: I love to drink and get drunk.
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Registered: 09/20/05
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Umpquah Bank. The official bank for CAOH.

http://www.umpquabank.com/

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#174579 - 07/08/07 11:27 PM Re: I love to drink and get drunk.
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Registered: 03/22/06
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