Why do i Love thee porn whore? Let me count the ways

First, what other kind of whore would drink piss by the gallon?
second, a porn whores tounge is softer than TP to wipe thine ass.
and my favorite of course, they way my porn whore eats my shit right from the tap!

Yes, there are many reason to love porn bitches. Not least of which is that you can gag them with your cock, slap them around, and fuck them up the ass until they cry and not spend a single day in prison as a result.

Amen brothers!

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Yes, there are many reason to love porn bitches. Not least of which is that you can gag them with your cock, slap them around, and fuck them up the ass until they cry and not spend a single day in prison as a result.

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oh fuck yeah i going to masturbate off this quote alone.

Oh i seemed to have accidently stumbled into the Sadist, max hardcore group of posters, my bad. Why degrade a woman when you can gently caress her, hold her, make her feel special. Instead of making her feel like trash. Love and let love is the monkey's motto.

I love it 'cause it's the only business where you go out on the first date, fuck ....THEN take them out to dinner the 2nd time.

I am sick of women in porn being treated like sex objects. They are people too, i think some company should try using that as a selling point. Have a video where you ask the girls how their day was, if there is anything you could do for them, and then after 20 minutes of asking the girl how she is you have sex with her BUT in the dark and under the covers to respect their privacy. Porn women have feelings too, we must respect that. You all probably thinking im joking, but i am 100% serious on this one.

I just love porn whores,for they're the collest kind of ladies around.

More cuddling in the videos, too.

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More cuddling in the videos, too.

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YES. I think spooning is very underrated and could be a strong seller. Porn companies are trying to get harder and nastier when they have to look the other way, with metrosexuality growing , men want a more sensitive side to sex and we here at smelly monkey productions intend to cater to their needs.

You should do a series where a guy and a girl go to Blockbuster and rent a DVD together instead of going out on the town.

....and get it on in the back section of the New Releases scetion of the store.

You're turning it into a porno.