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#174232 - 06/17/06 04:34 PM
Fake Shoots Set Up By pornactorforhire
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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This afternoon Pornactorforhire posted this on ADT: Quote:
A while back I got an email from a "Brandon Long", claiming to work for "Nice Ass Productions" asking me to do a shoot with Alana Evans, among others. It was a hoax, similar to ones I've seen described elsewhere.
A separate fake-shoot offer came on a different occasion from the phone number 480-292-0730.
This simple post will no doubt inspire some fanboy to moan my name.
I was quite surprised to see this, as I had just moments before received a call from Nick East. He said that a guy named Brandon Long from Nice Ass Productions called, introduced himself, and booked him for a scene with me.
I found this very odd because I know my schedule and it doesn't list me for any bookings with that company or Nick East. Nick also mentioned that the same company and caller booked him for 2 scenes with alana Evans in 2 weeks.
This is way too much of a coincidence. What are the odds that this booking would involve me and 10 minutes after I got the phone call from Nick East, Pornactorforhire would post a random unprovoked post about Brandon Long from Bad Ass Productions on ADT?
Obviously, it is way too much of a coincidence for PAFH to make his post and that the fake shoots would involve me, being that I am one of PAFH's favorite targets at the moment (on ADT, MySpace, etc.)
Pornactorforhire is obviously the person behind these bogus so called 'Nice Ass Productions' shoots.
Could this be related to the reported fake shoots from a few months ago? Here's the original Fake Shoots Thread from that time.
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#174234 - 06/17/06 04:56 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 04/14/06
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Nice work Gia. Funny how that loser let his ego drive him into a corner on this. If he had just remained a stalker instead of posting about what experienced talent he is this never would have come out.
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#174235 - 06/17/06 05:10 PM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 02/20/06
Posts: 720
Loc: "Mia mothafuckin ROSE" ... ind...
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***************************** ***************************** These are emails from "brandon long" to me. I didn't think anything of it until the last email where he sent me a picture. **** ***email number one. Date:may 27 RE: Work Offer brandon long <niceassproduction@yahoo.com> wrote: Hi, I´m Brandon from Nice Ass Production in LA, CA. We have heard a lot of good stuff about you and would like to book you for some scenes. If you´re interested in talking about this please send phone number and we will call you asap to work something out. We pay regular rates and shoot dvd and for the web. Thanks, Brandon __________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Tired of spam? Yahoo! Mail has the best spam protection around http://mail.yahoo.com ************************************** I respond the same day ************************************** May 27 RESPONSE Date: Sat, 27 May 2006 19:31:26 -0700 (PDT) From: "Mia Rose" <miarosexxx@yahoo.com> Add to Address BookAdd to Address Book Add Mobile Alert Subject: Re: work offer To: Send an Instant Message "brandon long" <niceassproduction@yahoo.com> I'm sorry Brandon, I don't seem nto recall whom you are? Did you find me online somewhere? Let me know. Mia ******************************* "Brandon Long" emails back ******************************* MAY 27 Subject: Re: work offer To: "Mia Rose" <miarosexxx@yahoo.com> I was at the Naughty and nice party and saw you there. I decided to send you an email when I never got the time to talk to you at the party. It´s time for us to finaly meet. So let me give you a call and try to make some scenes. I have heard that you´re a great talent. /brandon ***************************** Flattered, I respond, again. Yet a bit weary this time around ***************************** May 27 Subject: Re: work offer To: Send an Instant Message "brandon long" <niceassproduction@yahoo.com> I really wish I could book them myself... But I am with LADirect... So, book me for scenes through them. As for my scenes, they are getting to be damn good! So I am glad you heard. : ) ****************************** Brandons FIANL email HE ATTACHES A PICTURE OF "HIMSELF"... "porn actor for hire" I am a bit of an air head, but not a complete idiot ****************************** May 28 Subject: Re: work offer To: "Mia Rose" <miarosexxx@yahoo.com> I voted for you in hottest girl in porn... I hate LAdirect. I posted my pic. Maby we can go out on a date...before I book you for some scenes with me... God you look great!!! We need to meet NOW Hope you like my pic **** HE ATTACHED THIS PHOTO ****  ******************************************** MY FINAL EMAIL!!! May 28 ******************************************** Subject: Re: work offer To: Send an Instant Message "brandon long" <niceassproduction@yahoo.com> hmmm... looks like your a twin of Jonny Castle...heres the link..Also....Jonnys real name is not brandon... Anything else?? ********************************* Gia you and me CSI.... ********************************* 
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#174238 - 06/17/06 05:31 PM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 07/05/04
Posts: 1545
Loc: In the tree outside Gia Jordan...
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Reading that thread over on adt was awesome. Some of the gems: pafh: Quote:
you happened to pick a Stanford grad
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You reap what you sew.
skronker:
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Actually, that's "reap what you sow."
to which pafh responds:
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I'm not degreed in spelling. Thank you for your help.
Holy shiiiiit, that's beyond hilarious. I mean that's some funny shit, I'm pounding the desk right now. Dude claims to be a Stanford grad(one of the best schools in the country) and can't tell the difference between "sew" and "sow". Then he tops it off with "Im not degreed in spelling" I'm not degreed in Computer Science and WillieD isn't degreed in Philosophy(forgot??). We have degrees, but we aren't degreed. Does this idiot actually expected me to believe he went to Stanford or any college for that matter. High School's a stretch at this point.
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#174240 - 06/17/06 05:42 PM
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aka Gen Padova
Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/20/03
Posts: 4517
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This is rather interesting... the pseudo company name looks familiar, never paid attention to the name. Obviously wasn't interesting or legit sounding enough to reply to. I guess I deleted it LOL. What a fuck nut!!! Awesome that Mia is "faithful" to her agency because I know many ladies usually aren't and would more likely try to shoot for the dip shit. Good looking out baby Gia 
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#174241 - 06/17/06 05:43 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
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from PAFH myspace blogQuote:
Friday, June 16, 2006
My Latest Cyber-Stalkers
Two people called "Gia Jordan" and "Mia Rose" (never heard of them outside this incident) have been crying my name on the internet ever since I informed them I'm not interested in having sex with them. Obsessed cyber-stalkers are a dime a dozen.
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Thursday, June 15, 2006
XPT Needs a Break
XPT, known by actresses as a center for "character-assassination, libel, and idiots" cites as its reason for banning me, "we need a break." XPT needs a break no more than they give one.
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this guy its totally a loser
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#174242 - 06/17/06 05:55 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9184
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#174243 - 06/17/06 06:41 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/03/03
Posts: 5849
Loc: TX, USA
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Even Sal Mckvey has more self-pride than to go this far.
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#174244 - 06/17/06 07:47 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 12/09/05
Posts: 1291
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character-assassination, libel, and idiots
the things that keep me coming back.
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#174245 - 06/17/06 08:10 PM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 02/20/06
Posts: 720
Loc: "Mia mothafuckin ROSE" ... ind...
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Fuck.... I am not longer a online stalker....:( he edited today taking my name off. ... In reality, I am extreamly sad. The thousands of fanboys that go to his myspace will no longer see my name grace he holy blog... damn. Its all good Gia, Tap out whenever you need me baby. "thats whats its called right?" lol As for me and my being loyal to my agent. I am a loyal person with everything. "minus boy friends, I don't do boyfriends" 
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#174246 - 06/17/06 08:16 PM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 02/20/06
Posts: 720
Loc: "Mia mothafuckin ROSE" ... ind...
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PAFH.... I got a starp on today just so I could skull fuck you... Its big cause I know its pretty empty in there and I wanted you to feel it.  Just wanted to add that in.
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#174247 - 06/17/06 10:21 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/09/06
Posts: 1248
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Slightly off topic, but just to add to this reject's long list of sad attempts toward whoredom:
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hey Ceara,
I lurk on XxxPT, and saw you there, then searched your name to see if you were in the industry, and saw you here.
Maybe you will want to help me out, because I'm a cool dude and I've smoked more pot than any man alive, though I'm taking a break while I use my lungs for weight lifting.
Like a million other guys, I want to do some porn acting, and unfortunately I'm ugly and old, BUT:
- my body is in good shape
- my tool has been called a "money maker" by people who've seen photos and known it personally; but I don't get off on battering cervixes, so I use it with restraint, since I don't want anyone getting hurt.
- my tool has passed the test of performing under pressure, staying up with cameramen in the room (amateur video), changing positions frequently, for the sake of the camera and good content
- I'm sane enough to know that pot and beer are good, and meth is very bad.
- I'm responsible enough to have graduated from Stanford
- I'm well adjusted enough that I get along well with women
- I can't even fake being romantic, I like being single, and porn-acting is the only job I can think of that won't drive me crazy.
- I've been willing to stop pot and beer, and lift weights dedicatedly, to improve my appearance for the sake of acting.
So I think I'd be an asset to the industry. I can do b/g acting in my sleep, but things I can't do are:
- scenes involving more guys than girls
- scenes depicting violence against women
I'm just not too freaky, but freaky enough for a lot of porn I see selling.
I'm visiting California soon, for a Slayer concert and to meet with an initial group of industry people (producers and agents) interested in me (they've seen my amateur video). While I'm there, I want to meet as many industry people as possible who might get me in the door. I'll have AIM results in hand.
Since you know more about the industry than I do (I only read xxxporntalk sporadically, and don't know who's who; I haven't worked in a porn store; and I own only a handful of porn), can you recommend people I should hit up while I'm there? I won't waste my time on top-shelf agencies that have their pic of young, buff, handsome guys; but I bet there are some people who would give me work, since I've seen successful porn with actors much sketchier than I am.
I doubt you're in a position to get me work, but if you can offer any names of people I should call, I'll be grateful and will get you baked if we ever meet.
Thank you.
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#174249 - 06/17/06 10:38 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/09/06
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Hay baby I think that's great.
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#174251 - 06/17/06 10:44 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
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#174255 - 06/18/06 01:04 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
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Yes! Finally, this no talent douchebag has been called out for being the crackhead assface that he is. Good work Gia.
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#174258 - 06/18/06 03:51 AM
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Pervert
Registered: 07/05/05
Posts: 2134
Loc: Los Angeles, CA
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Quote:
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MY FINAL EMAIL!!! May 28
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Subject: Re: work offer
To: Send an Instant Message "brandon long" <niceassproduction@yahoo.com>
hmmm... looks like your a twin of Jonny Castle...heres the link..Also....Jonnys real name is not brandon...
Anything else??
I'm lost...so basically he sends you a fake picture of some faggy-uber hott guy, passing it off as himself, so that, if you were dumb/desperate enough to buy into it, WHO (or WHAT ) exactly would actually show up for the date/shoot/medical procedure/rape? 
This actually makes me slightly worried for young-dumb-and full of cum porn chicks out there not as smart as Mia or Gia or Gen...
I would like to lend my Paintball gun to Mia/Gia/Gen and have the three of them jump PAFH, bind and gag him, and insert the paintball gun up his ass and keep firing until he is no longer a brunnette but a redhead, and he simulates a spontaneous nose bleed.
thats jonny castle from www.Exoticstarmodeling.com
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#174259 - 06/18/06 04:07 AM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 04/06/05
Posts: 959
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#174260 - 06/18/06 06:24 AM
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Porn Icon
Registered: 01/27/06
Posts: 3440
Loc: Jaundice Town
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Ha this is all great stuff...I can see Pornodoofusforhire now "If it wasnt for those meddling kids!"
Here is his newest bash...apparently Ceara has earned his Myspace wrath...
Saturday, June 17, 2006
Ceara Lynch Is a Not Smart
Ceara Lynch is upset because she gave me ignorant advice, which I shrugged off:
No one looks for male talent
She didn't know what she was talking about, I ignored her foolishness, and I got work. What kind of feebleminded person gets brainwashed by the stupidity posted on XPT. Ceara the slack-jawed idiot is who.
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oh shit...Ceara is now a "not smart"!
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#174261 - 06/18/06 11:03 AM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/09/06
Posts: 1248
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oh shit...Ceara is now a "not smart"!
Is that really what you read? Because last night I was a "dumbass" and now the entry is deleted. He sent me a message within minutes after I posted here that said something like "I GOT WORK AND YOU'RE WRONG SO THERE." So yeah, everyone look for PAFH's big debut in Bunghole Bangin' Bears 3.
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#174266 - 06/19/06 09:58 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 10/27/05
Posts: 322
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MY FINAL EMAIL!!! May 28
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Subject: Re: work offer
To: Send an Instant Message "brandon long" <niceassproduction@yahoo.com>
hmmm... looks like your a twin of Jonny Castle...heres the link..Also....Jonnys real name is not brandon...
Anything else??
I'm lost...so basically he sends you a fake picture of some faggy-uber hott guy, passing it off as himself, so that, if you were dumb/desperate enough to buy into it, WHO (or WHAT ) exactly would actually show up for the date/shoot/medical procedure/rape?
This actually makes me slightly worried for young-dumb-and full of cum porn chicks out there not as smart as Mia or Gia or Gen...
I would like to lend my Paintball gun to Mia/Gia/Gen and have the three of them jump PAFH, bind and gag him, and insert the paintball gun up his ass and keep firing until he is no longer a brunnette but a redhead, and he simulates a spontaneous nose bleed.
thats jonny castle from www.Exoticstarmodeling.com
He named himself after Patrick Swayze's character in Dirty Dancing? He's got to be a self cum taster.
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#174268 - 06/20/06 11:41 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/20/03
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#174269 - 06/20/06 03:57 PM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 01/26/06
Posts: 624
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I'm 42, short, fat, going bald, my ex-wife took everything, I'm forced to live with my parents, I have a 98 Escort with 230,000 miles.
Everytime I start to feel sorry for myself I can read this thread and be happy knowing there are bigger losers than me on the planet.
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#174270 - 06/20/06 05:50 PM
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ADT regular
Registered: 06/20/06
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Tony you sure showed PornActorForHire when you ran to your ban button, crying and running, running and crying to hide behind your ban button, because Gia Jordan flipped her shit over PornActorForHire's ridiculously beautiful cock instead of, say, yours..
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#174271 - 06/20/06 05:57 PM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 02/20/06
Posts: 720
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Tony you sure showed PornActorForHire when you ran to your ban button, crying and running, running and crying to hide behind your ban button, because Gia Jordan flipped her shit over PornActorForHire's ridiculously beautiful cock instead of, say, yours..
PAFH? Your back? :: RUNS :: TOOOONNNNYYY! GIIIIAAAAAAAA!
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#174274 - 06/20/06 06:20 PM
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ADT regular
Registered: 06/20/06
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cryin and runnin.. just like an ADT mod..
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#174275 - 06/20/06 06:26 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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Man you really, really suck. You can't even function socially on a porn message board. There is nothing left for you now.
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#174279 - 06/20/06 06:40 PM
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aka Gen Padova
Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/20/03
Posts: 4517
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I'm washed out. There's barely anything left of me. My family says they love me but they like the Meth more than their daughter. I search for a soul of my own in dead crushed ants on the sidewalk but fail everytime....  Oh! Hi... um, good... been  to Mia and  to Gia, cooking for myself feelin lonely and wanna  LOL!
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#174281 - 06/20/06 07:32 PM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 01/26/06
Posts: 624
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Tony you sure showed PornActorForHire when you ran to your ban button, crying and running, running and crying to hide behind your ban button, because Gia Jordan flipped her shit over PornActorForHire's ridiculously beautiful cock instead of, say, yours..
It's posts like this that make me think, that guy will never get laid. So if by some strange coincidence I end up on a deserted island with a Nubile Young Nymphomaniac and WorldsBiggestLoserForHire I'll be getting some trim while he writes posts intending to insult me on message boards.
He's such a pathetic stalker that he had to make up another handle and post at a message board where he knows he's not welcome and pretend he's brave and cool, or suave and debonair, so he can keep on stalking.
I know, I know, some people's self value is so low that they long for abuse just so they can get attention, but why can't get just go to some gay bar and ask the fellers to dick slap his cheeks?
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