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End Result: The casual porn fan is going to take one look @ Carmella and immediately google her name for more of this porn star perfection, BUT...

Carmela Bing is a whackjob with a huge mouth. She's big friends with Davia "Mr. Ed" Ardell? What in the fuck does that entitle you to? Her boyfriend is a stock trader and poker player = code for unemployed and stealing your cash. Stupid whore.