Ummm okay... man-up then.I dare you to go anywhere that STRAIGHT MEN congregate,(if you don't know of any, try any bar where World Cup is playing,a strip club, or if you have some time on your hands, which you obviously do,county jail)and announce that you are"curious as to the discomfort associated with receiving anal pleasure."If your results deviate in anyway from my findings(and your faggot ass is still drawing breath)I will be more than glad to post a full and public apology.
As to the "donut puncher thing",if you want to flame me,consult with someone above the age of three and get back to me