kate! Whats up dude?! If you were not such an obvious TROLL!I would likely respond like this;Remember back during high-school when you used to have to pretend to like girls and pee standing up ,instead of being able to wonder openly as to the specifics of my anus,in order to keep the other guys from raping and beating you to death and leaving your body in a barbed-wire fence?

Good-times
Well I'm saving my ass,for now anyway.Since I cannot compete with your mothers' ability to park 2 mini-vans side-by-side in her colon,I don't have the motivation to do-anal!
Should she retire soon,perhaps christian and I will be booked for a side-by-side strap-on extravaganza!

until then you can dream about me

-me

-kate
and if you ABSOLUTELY GOTTA SEE MY ANUS check out Sean Micheals' "Asslickers 2"but I don't need to go through that because,I don't find it necessary to engage obvious TROLLS!