i had an exam yesterday, so last night i wanted to relax. halftime in the spain/ukraine game i was watching i flicked it over to dr 90210 by accident. THIS SHOW IS FUCKED UP.

first you have dr robert rey, the dsm-IV could be his biography he's that messed up.


he's so creepy, i can't understand why people would actually agree to be unconscious in a room with him. maybe the cameras are part of a court order to ensure he stops molesting people.

even scarier is rey's wife, hayley.

this poor woman is a walking embodiment of rey's insecurities. she weighs 88lbs, has clearly been cut by rey's knife three thousand times, and yet still probably lives in the delusion that because she has a big house she is happy.

i could go on, this couple have children, maged you have more youngsters to despair for.

anyway to last nights episode. it was entitled Boobs, Dogs and Snakes: Man's Best Friends, and the part i watched was robert rey giving 3 sisters breast implants. man. (watch a clip of this episode here)

so i'm watching, and these chicks are reasonably good looking and are getting topless, so it's keeping my attention despite robert rey sending shivers up my spine. from what i understand, in america this show is censored, but here in australia the tits weren't being censored, so at this point the show was quite watchable. then BANG i'm watching scenes from mid-surgery, where those nake tits are now being sliced open... there are holes where the nipples should be, the nipples are kinda dangling in a grotesque fashion, blood is oozing from these holes, and the whole time robert rey is grinning maniacally as he wields his instruments of torture. then we're back to another topless girl, the gore is forgotten, and i'm excited again, before BANG she's in a room surrounded by faceless people, a hole cut in her STOMACH into which robert rey inserts a long metal rod and begins to wave it back and forth beneath the skin, clearing a space for his "lovely implants" to be inserted. my god, it's heinous. he's pulling chunks of her out, then inserts bags of silicon, uses the rod to push them up from her belly button to her breasts and adjusts them a bit. he then stands back and says "if anyone can look at this scene and not be happy, they are not human." this guy is deranged, i like breasts as much as the next guy, but a drugged girl who is being treated like a victim of patrick bateman is not a sight that makes me happy. they show the mum who has come in with all the girls to oversee this brutality, and she is grinning much like robert rey, before making the comment "my daughters were beautiful before, now they'll be even more beautiful".

anyway, we see the results after 4 weeks and the tits don't look too bad as far as implants go, though really implants always look better when the girl is clothed than naked. after the show has finished i had to take a shower, there just seems to be something psychopathic about showing woman naked, attempting to arouse the viewer, and then inserting scenes of gore gore gore and passing it off as a medical procedure. serial killers are born from watching this show.

anyway, watch the clip i posted above.

damn, tough crowd.

mia, you mentioned you were gonna be on dr 90210, please tell me you weren't touched by this maniac