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mmmmm...Creamed Beans



See, notice the difference in a woman like Holly making a raunchy, sick, twistedly perverted comment/joke....and contrast it with a obligatory or disingenuous remark of a porn starlet to one of her fans who asks her "Do you really like Cum?"....answer: "Oh yes! I love cum, I cant get enough, anyway, anytime, anyplace! I just love it so much, it's my life blood, its my favorite vice...it's whats for dinner and what I am wearing to bed tonight on my face instead of a mudpack. I am addicted to cum and I will die unless I get my daily dose of Vitamins C, U, and M..."

But with Holly, we just genuinely laugh and yet at the same time we wonder...."Hmmmmm...is she really that freaky and nasty underneath that innocuously Beautiful exterior? She cant be! No way, she is too intelligent....too sophisticated and too cultured, to possibly fantasize about such a thing....she's too funny, too cute...she's mysterious, Only Luke Knows....where's his number and e-mail, I must ask him..." The most Erotic Woman in the Adult Industry, Ladies and Gentlemen....

Meanwhile, back at the cyber-crayon box, our Southern Irish Paddy o' Bornyo comes up with the best out-of-season Holiday emoticon...originally calling it "Creamed Beans" after Miss Randall's titillating statement, Da Burglar renames it "Fuck of the Irish" and gives it the official XPT St Patricks Day emoticon designation. Erin Go Bragh!

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