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#173167 - 06/12/06 10:33 PM
Holly Randall's Evolving Eroticism
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
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Ok, I am grateful that Holly is not an actual performer, lest I lose my ability to technically say I am not a fanboy of hers...but as further proof she is the most erotic woman in the Adult Industry, take a look (I mean a good, hard long look) at this picture. I really know of no other woman who could make a picture of a bowl of Green Beans as subtlely erotic as Holly...this made me realize just how long it has been since I had fresh green beans, and I find women who tend a garden are, in general, extremely sexy ...it must have something to do with the "fruitage" of the earth, Fertility and stuff like that... :bananacreambeans:
Edited to Add: The only thing hotter would be if Holly were holding a bucket of freshly harvested cannabis plants as the ultimate testament to her Green thumb prowess and sexual oneness with the Mother Earth.  (got it right on purpose this time)
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#173170 - 06/13/06 08:17 AM
Re: Holly Randall's Evolving Eroticism
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/03
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Loc: JM Productions
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Ok, I am grateful that Holly is not an actual performer, lest I lose my ability to technically say I am not a fanboy of hers...but as further proof she is the most erotic woman in the Adult Industry, take a look (I mean a good, hard long look) at this picture. I really know of no other woman who could make a picture of a bowl of Green Beans as subtlely erotic as Holly...this made me realize just how long it has been since I had fresh green beans, and I find women who tend a garden are, in general, extremely sexy ...it must have something to do with the "fruitage" of the earth, Fertility and stuff like that... :bananacreambeans:
Edited to Add: The only thing hotter would be if Holly were holding a bucket of freshly harvested cannabis plants as the ultimate testament to her Green thumb prowess and sexual oneness with the Mother Earth. (got it right on purpose this time)
I could not agree more.By the way,I jacked off to this photo. 
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#173171 - 06/13/06 09:51 AM
Re: Holly Randall's Evolving Eroticism
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
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I could not agree more.By the way,I jacked off to this photo.
Hey, ....Me TOO!
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#173172 - 06/13/06 12:55 PM
Holly Randall's Green Bean Bukkake
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
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Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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How long before "Mike Mastmeter Meisterbater", or some other sick fuck, takes Holly's lovely, beautiful, erotic Green Bean Picture and plops it in the "HOLLY RANDALL FOR BUKKAKE!" thread and starts projecting/fantasizing Holly holding her lovely bowl of fresh green beaqns out for the Entire D-block of San Quentin to Jerk off on...followed by a fuckin' poll of which young porn actress Holly should feed the bean bukkake salad to...
Next, we'd have young, desperate attention whores volunteering to be fed by Holly...The Horror! The Horror!
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#173178 - 06/13/06 05:12 PM
Re: Holly Randall's Green Bean Bukkake
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Mmmmm... creamed beans...
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#173179 - 06/13/06 07:32 PM
Re: Holly Randall's Green Bean Bukkake
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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mmmmm...Creamed Beans
See, notice the difference in a woman like Holly making a raunchy, sick, twistedly perverted comment/joke....and contrast it with a obligatory or disingenuous remark of a porn starlet to one of her fans who asks her "Do you really like Cum?"....answer: "Oh yes! I love cum, I cant get enough, anyway, anytime, anyplace! I just love it so much, it's my life blood, its my favorite vice...it's whats for dinner and what I am wearing to bed tonight on my face instead of a mudpack. I am addicted to cum and I will die unless I get my daily dose of Vitamins C, U, and M..." 
But with Holly, we just genuinely laugh and yet at the same time we wonder...."Hmmmmm...is she really that freaky and nasty underneath that innocuously Beautiful exterior? She cant be! No way, she is too intelligent....too sophisticated and too cultured, to possibly fantasize about such a thing....she's too funny, too cute...she's mysterious, Only Luke Knows....where's his number and e-mail, I must ask him..." The most Erotic Woman in the Adult Industry, Ladies and Gentlemen....
Meanwhile, back at the cyber-crayon box, our Southern Irish Paddy o' Bornyo comes up with the best out-of-season Holiday emoticon...originally calling it "Creamed Beans" after Miss Randall's titillating statement, Da Burglar renames it "Fuck of the Irish" and gives it the official XPT St Patricks Day emoticon designation. Erin Go Bragh!
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#173180 - 06/13/06 09:23 PM
Re: Holly Randall's Green Bean Bukkake
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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Meanwhile, back at the cyber-crayon box, our Southern Irish Paddy o' Bornyo comes up with the best out-of-season Holiday emoticon...originally calling it "Creamed Beans" after Miss Randall's titillating statement, Da Burglar renames it "Fuck of the Irish" and gives it the official XPT St Patricks Day emoticon designation. Erin Go Bragh!
It's rare, but it happens... I don't disagree with the point of your post. Holly gets away with things other girls don't, mainly because she won't take her clothes off on film, but also because she is as sweet as strawberry wine.
But I take exception to your characterization of myself as being Irish or as being supportive of the Irish in any way other than my love for the drink. I don't have anything against the Irish, per se, but my English ancestors would roll over if I ever claimed Irish heritage.
Anyway, I took the lazy route to cream-beans. You can call em whatcha will. Maybe they should be called ":plantaincream:"
I'm using this image because it dovetails with the thread about Fayners sick, sick post.
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