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This post has got to be bullshit. Some of this guy's mates posted his pic. Besides we all know that bukkake is gay. It is of no small coincidence that bukkake became vogue around the same time as metrosexuality.
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It's obviously me that took the picture, and how could my mates have gotten their hands on my nude pic? And if jacking off while watching a hot chick masturbate is gay, well then I'm gay.