Gene and Luke posted this but here it is again...

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Donald Edward Lemmon, Jr., age 37, died in a single car accident outside of Las Vegas, June 10, 2006. He was born Sept. 4, 1968, in Newton Falls, Ohio, to Donald Edward, Sr. and Laura Pearl Weimer Lemmon. On Dec. 19, 2003, he married Asia Carrera in Koolina, Hawaii. Donald grew up in Ohio. He served in the U.S. Army, then moved back to Ohio working as a personal trainer. He moved to Los Angeles to pursue a career in a rock band. There Donald found success with a nutritional web site and he became a nutritionist and personal trainer. He was also a published science fiction author. Donald was a devoted husband and a loving father. Survivors include his wife, Asia; one daughter from his first marriage, Carly of Ohio; one daughter from his second marriage, Catalina of St. George, Utah; one soon to be born son, Donald Edward Lemmon, III; mother, Laura of Ohio; one brother, Jeff Lemmon; and four half sisters and one half brother. Private family services will be held. Arrangements were under the direction of Moapa Valley Mortuary.




Here is the link to the newspaper's website, there is a book of sympathies from friends and probably perverts too:

http://www.reviewjournal.com/obituaries/individual_display.jsp?obitID=4724265

I think it would be a better idea not to name the new child after the dad. Soemtmes you got to end the cycle. Who wants to comemmorate the life of a guy whose biggest contribution to your life was nuttin you out and forgetting to get you a mutual of omaha policy. dumb fucker.