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Luke, "use the force," "never underestimate the power of the dark side," "help you I can, yesssss, mmmm." I think you need to invite her over to your place, give off the illusion that you've prepared a nice fancy meal that you can order from california pizza kitchen. Have a bottle of chardonnay, tell her you're sorry. Then when she accepts your inferiority, you take her to your bed, have her lie on her back, move her head towards the end of the bed, unzip your pants.......and proceed to skull fuck the shit out of her until the roasted chicken and potato pizza you "made" for her is vomited all over your polar bear rug. While you're doing this, make sure you have the video camera well hidden in the closet Then post the video on your site, with this little graemlin

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Classic coochie...nice touch with the chicken and potatoes