luke, do you not realize this woman is ideal? i've already got my troubled blond from princeton, but think about it luke. she's adorable, easily as smart as you, and most importantly-she actually gets you despite the aurora snow sized gape betwixt you and perfection.

lukeydukey, the woman's half the reason i read your site now-she's cool as shit, whatever you do to her. stop the khomeini-style bullshit. your income comes from what she does. i've got co-writing creds at the wsj, hbr, etc. and guess what? NOBODY GIVES A FUCK WHAT YOU DO IF YOU CAN WRITE.

write, holly's a muse, she's not dragging you down, you spent a decade brilliantly fooling dumb girls into saying things they regretted in the same industry. you've been on set where penises touch vaginas. only mitt romney can claim moral superiority, you fucked kendra jade, you're one of us.