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Wanna be my new doggy JRV?

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lol GEN is the ultimate Thread Hijacker...gotta love it...in most of my interview threads, and in any thread about another prominent female in the porn industry, Gens sticks her...um....Booty ( ) into the stream of collective consciousness and before ya know it, !!BLAM!! It is a Padovapalooza / :bananapadova: thread!

That's actually pretty hott , almost super-whorish. Gen = XPT Thread Hijacking Slut

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(now get off my ass Burg or ill deflate your tire)

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Not fully true. Partially though. It could be worse and you know it. And then replying to my posts only instigates more.

(its your light now Burg)

and might I add that I am not nearly worse than some who take over certain threads for the sheer enjoyment of bashing those they don't think fit here at what XPT has become. So booyah. And that's not a claim to innocence either, fuck that.

Now, Holly... heck yea she's hot. We already know this. And as I am a fan of gardening it makes Holly that much more hotter in my eyes to see her in her garden. You look amazing as always.

(now get off my ass Burg or ill deflate your tire)

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Thanks Gen. You can hijack "my" thread anytime.

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whores dream ?

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whores dream ?

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Are Gen Padova and Gia Jordan any more lacking a soul or heart than you and I?

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Are Gen Padova and Gia Jordan any more lacking a soul or heart than you and I?

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Once we begin talking, I only make a passing reference to her shoot because it's not something that matters to me. No, I am not concerned if Holly wants to throw away her life and never find a husband.

A couple of minutes into my phone call, I notice something that often upsets me about Holly -- she is not giving me her 100% undivided attention. She's checking her email.

Now, I multi-task all the time when I talk to her, but that doesn't mean I like it when she does it to me. I am a narcissist. I must be the center of attention at all times or I get upset. I need Holly and company, each day, to tell me who I am so I can act accordingly.

Holly giggles over a photo of a model. My irritation rises into pique and finally anger.

I cut her off and hang up the phone abruptly.

I'm so upset, I don't even bother to transcribe our phone call. I'm over that.

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Well, folks, we have another episode of "As L-ke and Holly Turn...and L-ke Screws It Up."

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At 2 p.m., I wake up from my nap...

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What, did the gig end real late last night? How pornish of you.

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...and decide to add that she's 15 pounds past her playing weight and that was another reason she should not pose nude.

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Uhh, DUC, calling your gal-pal fat--and then making it public--probably not going to score any points. Remember, this is not the woman to who you lent your tighty-whities in Tampa, this is the woman who agreed to borrow them.

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She should adopt a habit, everytime he smiles at her she should say "Is that something in your teeth?"

In no time at all he'll go self concious about it, he'll spend all his time in the bathroom brushing and flossing and he'll spend all his money on tooth whitening strips.

It'll work best if she does it when they are around other people.

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I only shot implied nudity, nothing actually shows,

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I only shot implied nudity, nothing actually shows,

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You are a cruel mistress, you did exactly what I expected.

Did you do the arm across your breast, hand covering your pubic region, impish grin pose?

I don't suppose you'ld dress up like Dorthy from "Wizard Of Oz?"

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Well we did two looks-- one of me on a horse, laying on it so my breasts are covered, and one of me behind my parents' bar, where my back is turned and all you can see is my butt and my face.

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This will make my penis VERY happy