Nancy Pelosi who always looks like she's perpetually surprised. Plus I think "Pelosi" is the Italian word for "hairy".



Theresa Heinz-Kerry. Clearly she is of the undead.



Cynthia McKinney. The fact Atlanta put an apparent crackwhore into Congress makes me doubt the wisdom of the Fourteenth Amendment.



Janet "Burning Children Smell Like Victory" Reno. Possibly a hermaphrodite.

Of course the ugliest liberal woman of all...



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