Dear Justin Slayer,
Can you and your fellow "Pipe Layers" lay some serious pipe into Cashmere. After that, can Rocco, Jules, Nacho, and Christophe make her asshole look like the Holland Tunnel? It may sound crazy, but I'm sure the sight of Cashmere's gaping butthole would usher in World Peace. Just the thought of it brings me tranquilty:

(Sung to the tune of "Kumbya".)
"Cashmere's ready Justin, Kumbya,"
"Her butthole's ready Justin, Kumbya,"
"Cashmere's ready Justin, Kumbya,"
"Oh Justin, Kumbya,"