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#172574 - 06/09/06 04:49 AM I Am On Vacation (Again)
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okay people, i am writing to you live from Berlin, Germany where the World Cup 2006 is kicking off in approx. 4 hours with Germany versus Costa Rica followed by Poland vs. Ecuador. Its fucking crazy here in Berlin where the Brazilians are already swarming into the city in preparation for their match on Tuesday against Croatia. I am solo for the weekend, but on Monday, my friend Monica Sweetheart is coming up to root for the Czech Rep. when they open up with the USA. Don't worry i brought my USA team shirt and brought an American Flag. I cant wait to beat those Czechs! its going to be a fun week.
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#172575 - 06/09/06 06:36 AM Re: I Am On Vacation (Again)
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Registered: 12/09/05
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#172576 - 06/09/06 07:24 AM Re: I Am On Vacation (Again)
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Registered: 10/04/05
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Bro, just got my new issue of High Society and saw the layout with you and Lisa Ann. She's the most!!!

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#172577 - 06/09/06 07:30 AM Re: I Am On Vacation (Again)
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Registered: 04/19/04
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I am solo for the weekend, but on Monday, my friend Monica Sweetheart is coming up to root for the Czech Rep. when they open up with the USA. Don't worry i brought my USA team shirt and brought an American Flag. I cant wait to beat those Czechs!






See this is why i like Christianxxx- he passes my test of citizenship with flying colors but sadly Monica does not
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#172578 - 06/09/06 08:35 AM Re: I Am On Vacation (Again)
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This is the only time I care about soccer. After July, it'll be another 4 yrs. till I give a damn. Its perfect timing, baseball will be in the thick of things and football will be around the corner.
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#172579 - 06/09/06 09:07 AM Re: I Am On Vacation (Again)
Willie D Offline

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I agree with Chico...time to root for your country, even if the team is full of mullet-wearing injury-faking professional coke addicts...oh wait, that's Brazil.

Is Pele starting for the U.S.?

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#172580 - 06/09/06 11:35 AM Re: I Am On Vacation (Again)
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Registered: 02/23/05
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Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild
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okay people, i am writing to you live from Berlin, Germany where the World Cup 2006 is kicking off in approx. 4 hours with Germany versus Costa Rica followed by Poland vs. Ecuador. Its fucking crazy here in Berlin where the Brazilians are already swarming into the city in preparation for their match on Tuesday against Croatia. I am solo for the weekend, but on Monday, my friend Monica Sweetheart is coming up to root for the Czech Rep. when they open up with the USA. Don't worry i brought my USA team shirt and brought an American Flag. I cant wait to beat those Czechs! its going to be a fun week.




I think a wager is in order. If the USA wins you can fuck her in the ass. If the Czechs win, you MUST fuck her in the ass.

Have fun!!
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#172581 - 06/09/06 03:53 PM Re: I Am On Vacation (Again)
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agree with Chico and Willie D, this is about the only time I really focus in on soccer...
but Im actually more interested in hearing about some great tales of hooliganism...and again, if you have some spare time, go rent the movie "Football Factory"...any big movie rental store should have it...its a good watch about soccer hooligans in the UK.
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#172582 - 06/09/06 05:44 PM Re: I Am On Vacation (Again)
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Monica Sweetheart...drunken soccer fans...fights... I hope you post some pics!
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#172583 - 06/10/06 02:45 AM Re: I Am On Vacation (Again)
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#172584 - 06/10/06 12:39 PM Re: I Am On Vacation (Again)
Willie D Offline

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I don't know much about soccer, except that you can't use your hands, kind of defeats the purpose of australopithecus afarensis, but whatever. So I'm watching Argentina v. Ivory Coast, help me out here:

1. If an Ivory Coast player infects an Argentine player with Ebola Hemmorhagic Fever and bleeds out, does Argentina get a direct or indirect kick?

2 #11 for Ivory Coast has corn rows which drop down the back of his neck. Does this count as a mullet?

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#172585 - 06/10/06 12:56 PM Re: I Am On Vacation (Again)
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I want to see a clash between Ivory Coast fans and English Hooligans...will be just like "Zulu Dawn"!


Edited by Elaborator (06/10/06 12:59 PM)
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#172586 - 06/10/06 01:24 PM Re: I Am On Vacation (Again)
The Ghost Is Toast Offline
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Registered: 10/21/05
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Quote:

agree with Chico and Willie D, this is about the only time I really focus in on soccer...
but Im actually more interested in hearing about some great tales of hooliganism...and again, if you have some spare time, go rent the movie "Football Factory"...any big movie rental store should have it...its a good watch about soccer hooligans in the UK.




The best football hooligan movie is 'The Firm' starring Gary Oldman (It's actually a TV show, but you can get it on DVD).

There's a major international football tournament coming up, and he decides to start a national firm (i.e., hooligan gang) comprising the very best club hooligans in England.

Obviously, there are disputes about who should be the top boy, so the rival firms attempt to one-up each other whenever their club sides meet...let's just say there are some nasty scenes with craft knives, and the violence is continually escalated throughout!

By the way...Danny Dyer from 'The Football Factory' is currently presenting a show on TV over here called 'The Real Football Factories' which looks at real life hooligans.
It's not too bad if you like that kind of thing....

Best of luck Christian, but I get the feeling Monica's boys will win the game!

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#172587 - 06/10/06 01:34 PM Re: I Am On Vacation (Again)
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dude i am a big fan of "Hooligan Lit"

"Among the Thugs" by Bill Buford and "Barmy Army" by Dougie Brimson are terrific reads.

I have been trying to get "The Firm" for awhile but can only find it in a box set with other Alan Clarke films...Which i will prolly get because I am a huge Mike Leigh fan and see Clarke compared with him often.

to me Hooliganism is the most interesting part of football(soccer)

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#172588 - 06/10/06 07:38 PM Re: I Am On Vacation (Again)
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#172589 - 06/11/06 12:25 AM Re: I Am On Vacation (Again)
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Fuck soccer(football), I'm jealous that Christian is going to put his cack in Monica Sweetheart's ass. She is so hot.


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#172590 - 06/11/06 12:27 AM Re: I Am On Vacation (Again)
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#172591 - 06/11/06 02:30 AM Re: I Am On Vacation (Again)
The Ghost Is Toast Offline
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Fuck soccer(football), I'm jealous that Christian is going to put his cack in Monica Sweetheart's ass. She is so hot.




Is that some kind of new-fangled scat fetish or what?
('Cack' is British slang for shit, in case you don't have that particular euphemism stateside)

But, knowing what you meant to type, I wholeheartedly agree...Monica is a hottie and a half!

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#172592 - 06/11/06 03:31 AM Re: I Am On Vacation (Again)
Willie D Offline

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Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9195
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Is that some kind of new-fangled scat fetish or what?
('Cack' is British slang for shit, in case you don't have that particular euphemism stateside)


Dan, in the U.S., "cack" is an e-mail euphemism for "cock," kind of like "pr0n" is code-talk for "porn," and "pedophile" is code-talk for "Smartt." Sorry for the confusion.

Perhaps this is the cause behind the whole Isabel Ice thing??!?!

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#172593 - 06/11/06 07:19 AM Re: I Am On Vacation (Again)
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http://www.pitchforkmedia.com/tracks/06-06-09.shtml

it's that sick ass animated ringtone Crazy Frog ...this is for you DanG...for some reason your country is all into this lil green abomination. cheers

check the other things on the page too for other English World Cup songs with links...the British Whale (justin hawkins from THe Darkness) is particularly good. The Embrace...not so much.


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#172594 - 06/12/06 01:21 AM Re: I Am On Vacation (Again)
The Ghost Is Toast Offline
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Registered: 10/21/05
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Everyone hates the fucking Crazy Frog...those ringtones are simply for mindless chavs and their misbegotten ilk.

Embrace's tune is actually the official English FA song...no one likes it though. Everyone is reverting to the classics like 'World In Motion', 'Vindaloo' and '3 Lions' instead.

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#172595 - 06/12/06 09:41 PM Re: I Am On Vacation (Again)
Porno Dan Offline
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Registered: 11/15/05
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The US looked awful today, we are going to be very lucky to get out of our bracket.

Have a great time in Berlin - I am sure you will


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#172596 - 06/13/06 12:34 AM Re: I Am On Vacation (Again)
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For some reason I want to believe that Christian and Monica had a bet on that game, and being that she's a big and fit girl I'm guessing Christian is feeling the hurt right about now.

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#172597 - 06/13/06 01:24 AM Re: I Am On Vacation (Again)
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Registered: 03/23/05
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The US looked awful today, we are going to be very lucky to get out of our bracket.





You dont stand a chance: Italy and CZ are probably 2 of the best 4 teams at this world cup (others are Brazil and Argentina).
CZ at latest euro championships (2004) showed the best football (or soccer...).


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#172598 - 06/13/06 01:34 AM Re: I Am On Vacation (Again)
The Ghost Is Toast Offline
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Registered: 10/21/05
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As an Arsenal fan, I'm happy we've signed Rosicky before the World Cup, because his performance yesterday would undoubtedly have tagged a few more million on the price tag.

I didn't think USA looked that bad (given the quality of the opposition they were up against), but given how strong Ghana looked against the Italians, I definitely think the US will do well to pick up a point from either of their remaining games....

Anyway, here's hoping Ms. Sweetheart was magnanimous in victory !

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#172599 - 06/13/06 02:37 AM Re: I Am On Vacation (Again)
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Registered: 07/05/05
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Loc: Los Angeles, CA
yes we are in deep trouble! by the way, how can anyone root for the italians? they are such dicks arent they? the way they carry themselves and the facial expressions, and the air of superiority....god, they pissed me off last nite....maybe i was just in a bad mood because
a. the us got blasted
b. my long lost brother Jan Koller got hurt
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#172600 - 06/13/06 12:45 PM Re: I Am On Vacation (Again)
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yes we are in deep trouble! by the way, how can anyone root for the italians? they are such dicks arent they? the way they carry themselves and the facial expressions, and the air of superiority....god, they pissed me off last nite....maybe i was just in a bad mood because
a. the us got blasted
b. my long lost brother Jan Koller got hurt




hehehe we wouldn't be good fuck buddies at all

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#172601 - 06/13/06 04:47 PM Re: I Am On Vacation (Again)
2cums Offline
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Registered: 04/16/04
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Loc: On the Mia Rose bandwagon
czech 3 -- 0 usa

wtf? did we play their hockey team?

Monica must have been flashing her tits at the U.S. players and distracted them to get a czech win.
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#172602 - 06/14/06 03:13 AM Re: I Am On Vacation (Again)
christianxxx Offline
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Registered: 07/05/05
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Loc: Los Angeles, CA
why not gen! i think we would have a great time! lol
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#172603 - 06/14/06 11:04 AM Re: I Am On Vacation (Again)
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Registered: 04/20/03
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Okay maybe you're right, a verbal fight and slap fest would more likely be fun for the hell of it. Wanna do it on a soccer field?

Anyhoot, enjoy Europe for me you lucky bastard.

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