I don't know much about soccer, except that you can't use your hands, kind of defeats the purpose of australopithecus afarensis, but whatever. So I'm watching Argentina v. Ivory Coast, help me out here:

1. If an Ivory Coast player infects an Argentine player with Ebola Hemmorhagic Fever and bleeds out, does Argentina get a direct or indirect kick?

2 #11 for Ivory Coast has corn rows which drop down the back of his neck. Does this count as a mullet?