My scenario,

Since we are dealing with a hillbillie & his monopoly money, VHS shot at home porn movie and 50 dollar hooker, I'd like to use a western theme.

Drop him off in an open prairie and stampede 2000 head of cattle his way. I'd imagine it would take a good minute or two before being trampled to death.

How does this sound Pornactor? At least you will die with a little more diginity than what will most likely be your ultimate demise; when you cheat on Bubba the Trucker in the mens room with Ace.