Um... you don't have to be a member of Mensa to be cool. There's people that do and who are apparently cooler than most. So what does that tell you? You're better off saving yourself all the trouble of stress and just go spend buttloads of money instead or mooch off your "good friends" to snort all the chemicals you can in one sitting.

The next porno hobo to overdose since the infamous Gia Paloma Circle Bar incident shall be industry genius!