No Albert Pujols + Barroid + Jason Grimsley = Bud pooping his pants.

The story:
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Arizona Diamondbacks pitcher Jason Grimsley admitted taking illegal performance-enhancing drugs and said amphetamines are used "like aspirin" in major league clubhouses, according to a document filed by the lead federal investigator in baseball's steroids scandal.

Grimsley, a 15-year veteran of seven teams, also identified "several other Major League Baseball players by name whom he suspected of using anabolic steroids or human growth hormone," which baseball has banned.

Names of other players were redacted in the search-warrant affidavit, which was obtained Tuesday by The Arizona Republic.


Probable Cause Affidavit.