I would prefer to defecate on the Stanley Cup this year with the stunt these idiots pulled recently, but because the Edmonton Oilers are in the Finals, I have to watch. I freely admit to jumping on the Oilers' bandwagon in the 80s when they were far and away the best team in the NHL. But hell if I can find Edmonton on a map, much less Canada in general.

But you've got a guy named Chris Pronger on your team, so feel free to kick some Mid-Southern ass.

BTW...the 1986 Oilers were the greatest hockey team ever assembled, fuck the Soviets. When your starting lineup is Fuhr, Lowe, Coffey, Gretzky, Krushelnyski, and Kurri, and your rest of your team (Messier, Tikkanen, Huddy, Muni, McTavish, McSorley, Beukeboom, Moog) could still win the Cup...you're good.