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#171692 - 06/05/06 10:45 AM
Stanley Cup
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
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I would prefer to defecate on the Stanley Cup this year with the stunt these idiots pulled recently, but because the Edmonton Oilers are in the Finals, I have to watch. I freely admit to jumping on the Oilers' bandwagon in the 80s when they were far and away the best team in the NHL. But hell if I can find Edmonton on a map, much less Canada in general.
But you've got a guy named Chris Pronger on your team, so feel free to kick some Mid-Southern ass.
BTW...the 1986 Oilers were the greatest hockey team ever assembled, fuck the Soviets. When your starting lineup is Fuhr, Lowe, Coffey, Gretzky, Krushelnyski, and Kurri, and your rest of your team (Messier, Tikkanen, Huddy, Muni, McTavish, McSorley, Beukeboom, Moog) could still win the Cup...you're good.
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#171693 - 06/05/06 01:49 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
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If the Islanders aren't in the playoffs and as soon as the rangers get the boot I am done with hockey. This year these two criteria were met very early
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#171694 - 06/05/06 04:15 PM
Re: Stanley Cup
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 06/03/05
Posts: 429
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BTW...the 1986 Oilers were the greatest hockey team ever assembled, fuck the Soviets. When your starting lineup is Fuhr, Lowe, Coffey, Gretzky, Krushelnyski, and Kurri, and your rest of your team (Messier, Tikkanen, Huddy, Muni, McTavish, McSorley, Beukeboom, Moog) could still win the Cup...you're good.
agreed!!!
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#171695 - 06/05/06 09:52 PM
Re: Stanley Cup
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 02/18/05
Posts: 1138
Loc: British Colombia
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BTW...the 1986 Oilers were the greatest hockey team ever assembled, fuck the Soviets. When your starting lineup is Fuhr, Lowe, Coffey, Gretzky, Krushelnyski, and Kurri, and your rest of your team (Messier, Tikkanen, Huddy, Muni, McTavish, McSorley, Beukeboom, Moog) could still win the Cup...you're good.
I'm in full agreement with you there, although I wanted to gouge my eyes out after hearing the result of tonights game. 
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#171696 - 06/06/06 02:24 AM
Re: Stanley Cup
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
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the bruins used to be good in the 80's and would always lose to fucking edmonton, i cannot forgive that team. same deal as if you told me no charges would be pressed, i'd shoot ulf in the head for what he did to neely.
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#171697 - 06/06/06 02:57 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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I miss the Hartford Whalers  I second what james says though about the late 1980s Bruins...they played "Old Tyme" Hockey just like Eddie shore, Wayne Gretzky was great and also a Pussy. Bruce McNall's Girdle is in the Hockey Hall of fame for making Hockey STYLISH in Los Angeles by getting Gretzky away from Edmonton, and with a balance sheet that listed 34 million in Assets and 323 Million in Debts, before the Big Bad Wolf huffed and puffed and blew his house of cards down. SLAP SHOT ---> Greatest Hockey Movie Ever, and top 10 Sports films. "Old Tyme Hockey??" FUCk OLD TYME HOCKEY!!!"Eddie Shore??" FUCK EDDIE SHORE!!!
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#171698 - 06/06/06 09:42 AM
Re: Stanley Cup
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9195
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Bruce McNall's Girdle is in the Hockey Hall of fame for making Hockey STYLISH in Los Angeles by getting Gretzky away from Edmonton, and with a balance sheet that listed 34 million in Assets and 323 Million in Debts, before the Big Bad Wolf huffed and puffed and blew his house of cards down.
Only 2 worse:
Peter Pocklington (Oilers' owner), who sold Gretzky to get cash for his crumbling supermarket chain.
Alan Eagleson (NHLPA chief), the only person ever removed from a North American sports hall of fame.
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SLAP SHOT ---> Greatest Hockey Movie Ever, and top 10 Sports films.
"Old Tyme Hockey??"
FUCk OLD TYME HOCKEY!!!
"Eddie Shore??"
FUCK EDDIE SHORE!!!
"Fans screaming 'Kill! Kill! Kill!' This is hockey!!!"
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