Now I know we've all been talking shit about the mysterious green patch on Ryan's chest for the past 6 months. I think its time we figure out what it is. Put down your best guesses here. I've got two.

1) Mold - According to Breanna Noel, this bitch doesnt shower and smells like shit. Therefore I don't think this guess is completely unreasonable and unfounded.

2) Ninja Turtle's Tattoo gone awry

Guild symbol of the National Brussels Sprouts Council (NBSC...you haven't heard of it?)

Broccoli?

I heard it was a cum stain he refuses to wash off. He received it last year from the famous Latin singer Ricky Martin in an LA municipal park bathroom.

Is it possible it is one big oozing Kaposi's sarcoma? If he's the next Darren James, I can't feel sorry for any woman who gets infected by him. They shouldn't have fucked him anyways.

Well what it looks like to me is that some of Ryan's faggoty friends got together and only ate black licorice nibs for two days, and then they shat on his chest. The tattoo is a commemorating mark of Ryan's greatest sexual moment of being shat upon by his fellow gay brothers.

I have 2 guesses.

The first one, its a meth rash turned gangrene.

My second guess, its a target on his chest so his junkie friends know where to stick the adrenalin needle when he OD's.

oscar sans garbage can.