"This is not Wal-Mart! There are NO falling prices or value menus here! That's why my agent is a jew. U think that's accidental?"
---Kristina Rose

" I did not have sexual relations with that man" Ben English

Keep telling yourself that, dude. Hey, did you gag factor the hole in that tree? Honk your horn 3 times for yes....Gia Jordan to the Vegetable Fanboi Charin.

What about the Panzer quotes? There's like at least 80 of them.

You'll find those in the "Queer Of The Day" thread, fruit.

"Is that the Ryan Knox model couch, since it looks to be going limp?"
---Nosy

Overheard at Starbucks today:

"She's lucky I didn't beat her for wearing a Herve Leger knock off on a call."

"Just had a woman, who may or may not have been a meth-head and wearing a cowboy hat with a feather sticking out of the hatband, knock on my door and try to sell me a pre-paid phone and with $0.23 left on it and the charger to go along with it.

God, I hate this neighborhood."

---Moronboy

I dont give a fuck if my cum tastes like battery acid. bitches deserve shit tasting cum. - Guapo

L*G*

-Guapo to me

This was about to be the Quote of the Day:


"I was dead to me long before I was dead to you.
---Conky


But, in an upset, it was beaten buy a surprise, last minute entry:


"I have a whole folder of mugshots of ugly sex offenders"
---Panzer

not needed

What is a dickjay ? A big blue loud mouthed bird with a pecker on it's face ? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif" alt="" />

And a dirty ass.

"I just think (banning Donny Long references is) gayer than C3X in a room full o shims."
---Smokey

http://marleymason.blogspot.com/

"g you pulled off the ultimate april fools for years when you said you was like 19 but were like 35.. so gangsta."
- GUAPO

"wow people, still say the N word?" - Jenna Jameson


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"Depilation is one of the better trends in the post-internet porn world, if not the best."

---Pinupmutant

I don't think being a compulsive masturbator qualifies as being 'sexually aware'.
Claude Goddard

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So it's 2 quotes...fuck yourself. EY killed.

Yeah that's gold. It won't lend itself to a sig but damn it falls into the "you had to be there" category.

"Are you going to be regular late or porn whore late?"

-Zak Sabbath (mandy morbid's boyfriend)

"You can't have a long career if you're going to get all butt hurt.......unless, of course, you make a career of getting your butt hurt."

---Backdoorman

Zack Sabbath?. really?. Why not Cloty Mrew?. Or Jonnie Dames Rio?. How bout Rocky Rickets?. Scon Bott?. Jebron Lames?. Grayne Wetzky?. lol

Thank them for being entertainment. For free.
This place is better than Comcast and I pay a shit-ton of money for my cable.

^^Okay I gotta admit Lou, that post was very, very funny and I choked on my cigarette smoke. Thank you for that laugh. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/boobs1.gif" alt="" />

No prob Gypsy... how you been?. Where you been?. I miss you around here.

Im doing well, waiting for a visit from friends from New Orleans on June 4th, excited about that. I come in and out, not as interested as I used to be unfortunately, so I dont give em that much entertainment anymore, sorry to all who hate <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink1.gif" alt="" />
Still like some folks, others ummm, not so much.
Hope you and yours are doing well.

i think we know what this means:

"I have done much more off camera than on camera."-steve holmes

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"He has a movie coming out through Buttman Magazine Choice, which is Evil Angel's sister company. Evil Angel directors need to be much more established. There is a higher price for Evil Angel's movies, and we would not risk that on a director who isn't established enough."-tricia deveraux

she was talking about some eurofag omar galanti.tricias so full of shit.after he doesnt work for evil shell say that it was just a favor to rocco or something along those lines.like how after the pumper got the boot she said everyone at evil told john not to hire him,yet when he did work she said hes amazing,yada yada,he really brings something to evil.


"I've watched his stuff before and it's ok, but he looks like a Russian Mr. Pete, and that turns me majorly off."-gaydt member about the eurofag regarding the eurofag director

"Whenever I see how dirty their living space is, it's like a warning as to how rancid their cunt smells."
---Ms. Jerkins

Darrah's exit message:

"I know the mentally ill can't understand things that clearly when it's right in front of their faces." - 05/20/10 05:58 PM

JasonH

Mopez, how did you know I was banned last night? Wouldn't only moderators or administrators know this? Oh yeah, I forgot.

Even I knew you were banned. Get over yourself.

And I am far from being a mod, or an admin, or even caring about it.

When people accuse you of trying to make everything about you this is the kind of thing they are talking about.

:facepalm:

Darrah, I'm starting to think that you have a masochistic streak.

He sent me this PM before I even knew I was banned:

Ok here is that trying to make everything about you thing again. This is a quote thread. Just shut up. You got banned, this is shit nobody but you cares about.

Note especially that other people post off topic after you post off topic.

You got a quote? Cool. Otherwise there are a billion threads that already seem dedicated to Darrah drama whoring, use those. Please and thank you.

He sent that to you because Olinka told me to tell him to do that. Got it?.

Who did you cry to in order to get that shiny new administrator account?

Just like the crying to the head of Twitter? Just like the crying to the heads of Wordpress? Just like the so-called crying "my parents were getting phone calls about Redgoat" and how you thought it had to do with me?

Nobody cares what you think you stupid fucking cunt. Just go away.

"While I believe porn is destructive to the mind (visual porn for men and literary porn for women), I would never try to use the power of government to rip it from someone's hands. That doesn't solve anything, just like forcing people to serve at lunch counters never really cured anyone of racism. The freedom to make smart choices includes the freedom to make dumb ones. After all; that's how we learn, from the mistakes we make."

-- Comment from "Greg" at http://stossel.blogs.foxbusiness.com/2010/05/21/obscene-porn-prosecution/

From Monica Foster's blog:

wait.whos monica foster? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/huh.gif" alt="" />

frankie figgs = Darrah

You really must dislike this Frankie person to alleged such an equation.

Maybe she misheard J.C. as J.Z. for "veni, vidi, vici".

Anyway, blacks aren't big on history.

I've seen them claim his Greek squeeze Cleopatra as black, and many still have no idea that white men didn't crawl into the dark jungles of Africa to capture them as slaves.

They are not too easily accepting of the truth that they were captured by other blacks often for the silly price of the currency of the time, manilla bracelets, something I see as giving up a human for today's designer sneakers or some gaudy gold chains popular in the late 70s & 80s.

Careful, you are coming awful close to playing career counselor for Panzer.

"You're right to avoid posting softcore nudity here at XPT. Unless there's some bitch vomiting from being choke-fucked, we tend to be disgusted." --Rear Admiral
edit: this almost became my new sig but croc was cracking me up on aim earlier...











They're still "popular" <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/barf3.gif" alt="" />