10 Cheryl Ladd

9 Sarah Silverman

8 Janel Maloney

7 The Woman in the TAB Cola Commercial from 1975-1977 in the Bikini Walking towards the Camera on the beach

6 Hillary Clinton (for real) She needs me

5 The woman I met 3 days ago at the Ukiah Co-op who complimented me on my choice of groceries.

4 Miss Argentina (2004)

3 Charlize Theron (The hell with Angelina)

2 Kim Bassinger (Circa 1995 LA Confidential...."LAPD Shitbird, Get the Fuck out or I'll have your wife come down and pick you up.")

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1 Gwen Stefani (ok ok I have NO idea...I just get insta-wood when she appears...)