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#171571 - 06/04/06 08:07 PM
10 women I want to PORK (fuck)
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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10 Cheryl Ladd
9 Sarah Silverman
8 Janel Maloney
7 The Woman in the TAB Cola Commercial from 1975-1977 in the Bikini Walking towards the Camera on the beach
6 Hillary Clinton (for real) She needs me
5 The woman I met 3 days ago at the Ukiah Co-op who complimented me on my choice of groceries.
4 Miss Argentina (2004)
3 Charlize Theron (The hell with Angelina)
2 Kim Bassinger (Circa 1995 LA Confidential...."LAPD Shitbird, Get the Fuck out or I'll have your wife come down and pick you up.")
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1 Gwen Stefani (ok ok I have NO idea...I just get insta-wood when she appears...)
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#171572 - 06/04/06 08:20 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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I've been gone a while, but when I come back and read stupid shit like this it makes me wonder why I bothered. It's not like I'm vested or anything and besides, you didn't mention the "I Dream of Jeanie" Barbara Eden, or Lindsay Wagner.
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#171573 - 06/04/06 08:50 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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ummmm, gee, sorry B
Sure barbara was there at some point in my life....well tell ya what, ShitbURD, you send me a list of stuff you want me to research and post, and if it fits with my thought process, I promise you threads you can show the neighborhood kids.
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#171574 - 06/04/06 09:18 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/07/05
Posts: 250
Loc: Hailey Young's closet
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Hillery Clinton, WTF dude? I wouldn't fuck her with your dick, nasty. She was so bad in ed it drove her husband to fuck interns in the oval office. She has the thighs that nightmares are made of.
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#171575 - 06/04/06 09:38 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 01/02/04
Posts: 440
Loc: Lake Michigan
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Hillery Clinton, WTF dude? I wouldn't fuck her with your dick, nasty. She was so bad in ed it drove her husband to fuck interns in the oval office. She has the thighs that nightmares are made of.
From what I read of his post, I read it more like a charity case. The reason I think that is he said that needs it. Maybe I am wrong maybe he thinks she is hot, but it would do it cause he feels sorry for her that she never get any.
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#171576 - 06/04/06 10:54 PM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 01/26/06
Posts: 624
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One of the Detroit Radio Stations used to play Tapes recorded from the Arkansas Governors mansion from when Bill was Govenor and Hillary was first lady.
He would cat around and she would brutalize him for it. She apparently throws shit continuously at him for screwing around. She was always bitching that his screwing around was going to screw up their rise to power.
He didn't really seem concerned or power mad, like she did.
One of his alleged quotes from the time is "She gets more pussy than I do" reffering to his wifes lack of interest in him and her concern not that he was sleeping around, but that he didn't conceal it very well.
Sex with Hillary may involve a strap-on and DaBurglar bent over a couch with he ass in the air.
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#171577 - 06/04/06 11:09 PM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 09/13/05
Posts: 1594
Loc: The "Phlogbox", apparently.
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[Loopnode] 10.Cheryl Hines 9. Cheryl Hines 8. Cheryl Hines 7. Cheryl Hines 6. Cheryl Hines 5. Cheryl Hines 4. Cheryl Hines 3. Cheryl Hines 2. Cheryl Hines 1. Cheryl Hines [/Loopnode] 
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#171578 - 06/05/06 12:17 AM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 04/06/05
Posts: 959
Loc: The Outer Labia of Jenna Haze
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I would fuck Hillary Clinton with an illegal immigrants dick, since thats what shes trying to fuck us all with. Under normal circumstances I believe in returning favors, except that in this case i'd feel sorry for the illegal, he/she would probably rather be deported than put their dick up in that walking menstrual cycle.
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#171582 - 06/05/06 01:04 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 300
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#171587 - 06/05/06 08:25 PM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 01/26/06
Posts: 624
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Marg Helgenberger 
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#171588 - 06/07/06 05:05 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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No doubt when I posted this (since I was drunk) that I was trying tp be Ironic and somewhat sarcastic, in that I mentioned NO Porn chicks (zero, nada)...and neither has anyone else. I find this to be encouraging, and worth the effort developing...consider threads like this as Anti-fanboy Fiber to consume and help clean you out.
See, If you are going to fanatasize, Fantasize about something truly FANTASTIC, like Linda Carter circa 1978 as Wonder Woman...not a 19 year old, cute but clueless and aimless girl who just let The Class of 1998 "D" Block Pelican Bay jerk off on her face. You are going to fuck NEITHER so do your brain a favor....keep it UN-real..(well You could fuck the 19 yr old if you got these --> $$$ ... but dont forget Disease!)
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#171589 - 06/07/06 07:06 AM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 01/26/06
Posts: 624
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What about legendary porn stars? Like Candi Barbour as listed in the other thread.
<---shocked no mention of Jessica Alba yet.
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#171593 - 06/07/06 11:27 AM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 01/26/06
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#171594 - 06/07/06 01:01 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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#171596 - 06/07/06 01:58 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
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Damn, that pic of a young Sally Field is amazing. She was hot.
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#171597 - 06/07/06 02:58 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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okay i can see the one on the right being porkable but whats up with the young boy in the Doily on the left? 
They're all the same girl.
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#171600 - 06/07/06 05:07 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
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#171603 - 06/07/06 08:58 PM
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Pervert
Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 2204
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For some reason I picture Sarah Silverman having an out of control hairy muff, I still like her though 
I've had the same thought. I'll bet she has hair growing up the back and her bush is probably as big as home plate. Still....  
i can tell that bitch be a filthy woman. 10 bones says the bitch got dingleberries hanging from her cunt hair. No joke son!
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#171606 - 06/10/06 09:08 AM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 02/02/06
Posts: 911
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10. Cokie Roberts 9. Sissy Spacek in Badlands 8. Shelly Duvall in her Olive Oyle costume 7. Clara Peller ( "I'll show ya the beef, bitch!" ) 6. The 16 yr old deaf girl that lives on my street 5. Condaleeza Rice 4. Natalee Holloway 3. Sailor Moon 2. Ruth Bader Ginsburg 1. Everyone on Burg's list, 30 minutes before he gets to them.  This would even embarass Freud. Quote:
Erin Gray, Dallas era.
Hey Zen, was Erin Gray ever on Dallas?... or did you mean Linda Grey?
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#171607 - 06/10/06 04:30 PM
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Porn Icon
Registered: 01/27/06
Posts: 3440
Loc: Jaundice Town
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This is the Erin Grey i want!  i can just picture that lil robotic fucker Tweekie saying "buddabuddabudda get her in the pooper Buck..." 
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#171609 - 06/10/06 05:11 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 12/02/05
Posts: 458
Loc: the ATL
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10 Ashlee Simpson 9 Ashlee Simpson 8 Ashlee Simpson 7 Ashlee Simpson 6 Ashlee Simpson 5 Ashlee Simpson 4 Ashlee Simpson 3 Ashlee Simpson 2 Ashlee Simpson . . . . 1 Ashlee Simpson She is so fucking HOT and wouldn't pick anyone, but her!! She's so much hotter than Lindsay Lohan,Hillary Duff,Kelly Clarkston,Nicole Richie or Paris Hilton!! ASHLEE 
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#171610 - 06/10/06 05:21 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 07/21/05
Posts: 1704
Loc: *quah quah quah quah*
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#171615 - 06/11/06 06:40 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 09/19/05
Posts: 3576
Loc: Baltimore, MD
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Father Time has definitely wreaked havoc on Joan Jett, although these days she does seem to me to have a passing resemblance to Jeanna Fine. Wonder is Joan fellates with Jeanna's gusto?
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#171616 - 06/11/06 12:58 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 07/21/05
Posts: 1704
Loc: *quah quah quah quah*
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Interesting that other than Jett, you picked the dykyest, boniest ones and rejected the plebian, robust pugnosed girls. That contradicts your Quinne paradigm somewhat in my opionion. Not to compare those two with Quinne, but they arer certainly closer in sensual spirit to her than those taut aristocratic dykes you claim to prefer.
You're a fag CAOH deal with it you anti-Quinne homo. You have no sense of Quinne from wrong. When you use Quinne's name in a discussion other than describing her beauty I must meet you head on and deliver a proper beat down describing your homosexuality. You are a traitor and can never be trusted again concerning Quinne. I thought I had a friend and an accomplice apparently I was wrong. Regarding the "Runaways" I picked the cutest ones deserving cack, if you disagree, again you're a fag and should be dealt with accordingly. By the way none of them measure up to the Quinne almighty. :bananacaoh:
You are clearly the fucking faggot, sir. This isn't about Quinne at all, it's about us. You and I. I stated plainly that I wasn't comparing the two Runaways you rejected to Quinne on a beauty level, just that the two horsefaced pinched feature dyke blond bitches of the gang you prefer over them are even farther from in directt opposition to the model of robust feminine sensual beauty that Quinne represents a virtually perfect example of. But you ignored that because you are really hurt over losing a "friend" and "accomplice" (?) in Quinne love. I submit that is the attitude of a complete fuckin queer, sir. Hetero males do not bond in such a way with women as a conduit, sir. You gay. This all makes perfect sense now because I look at Quinne profile somewhere from google and she listed, I think, "Occupation" as "faghag". You, sir, are clearly one of those fags. If you had played you cards right, The Queen, maybe we could've rubbed our dicks together in a Quinne DPP that IvyJames might've financed, but I've wised up.
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#171617 - 06/11/06 01:01 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
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she has child-bearing hips. the king should impregnate her asap, simp's already got cherry and her impeccable curls.
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#171620 - 06/14/06 10:54 PM
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Porn Icon
Registered: 01/27/06
Posts: 3440
Loc: Jaundice Town
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THIS is the Helmet i dig/dug the old Amphetamine Reptile Helmet...I have their 1st 45 for sale if any of you rich bastards are interested... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CjPRTW3aOPs&mode=suggested&search=helmetthey really started an oft copied sound...
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#171621 - 06/14/06 10:55 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/20/03
Posts: 5256
Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy
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#171622 - 06/14/06 11:01 PM
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#171624 - 06/27/06 01:14 PM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 01/26/06
Posts: 624
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I may have forgotten to mention Jodie Foster and Jessica Alba.
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#171625 - 07/04/06 11:16 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 7322
Loc: The Children's Limbo
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#171626 - 07/05/06 02:23 AM
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Stormy's Lawyer
Registered: 05/15/06
Posts: 28
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10....Marlene Dietric
9.....Lillian Gish
8.....Raquel Welch
7.....Hedy Lamar
6.....Anita Page
5.....Anna May Wong
4.....Ava Gardner
3......Raquel Welch
2......Brigette Bardot
1......Mae West....cum up and see me some time.
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#171627 - 07/05/06 02:56 AM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 09/13/05
Posts: 1594
Loc: The "Phlogbox", apparently.
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10....Marlene Dietric
9.....Lillian Gish
8.....Raquel Welch
7.....Hedy Lamar
6.....Anita Page
5.....Anna May Wong
4.....Ava Gardner
3......Raquel Welch
2......Brigette Bardot
1......Mae West....cum up and see me some time.
Aren't most of those people dead? Even non-picky guys generally prefer the living. 
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#171629 - 07/05/06 09:29 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9181
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7.....Hedy Lamar
It's Hedley...Hedley!
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#171631 - 07/05/06 04:14 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 07/21/05
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Loc: *quah quah quah quah*
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#171632 - 07/05/06 10:38 PM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 02/02/06
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Assuming godlike control over time and space... Anne Francis '58 Yvonne Craig '65 Ann Margret '66 Barbara Eden '67 Jane Birkin '73 Morgan Fairchild '79 Susan Richardson ( aka "Susan Bradford" ) '80 Heather Thomas '81 Martha Quinn '84 Liz Phair '01 
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#171634 - 07/11/06 03:02 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 09/19/05
Posts: 209
Loc: Siena, Italia
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Edwige Fenech 70's
Samantha Fox (the singer)
Briana Banks
Silvia Saint
Pamela Anderson
Kay Parker 70's-80's
Sabrina Salerno
Ewa Sonnet
Debora Caprioglio 90's
Julianne Moore
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#171635 - 07/11/06 03:15 PM
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Registered: 12/19/05
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DilanLauren Katsumi KerySable AngelinaCrow AuderyHollander ClaudiaJameson LusciousLopez SimonyDiamond Fujiko NikkitaDenise 
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