Burg's 10Q is nice and all, here are the answers I want to know...

(note: before commencing this questionnaire, please bring to mind the day you signed your first written, binding, non-cancelable agreement to have sex on camera for money)

1. Calculate your emotional despondency on that day...1 being happy as a clam...10 being on Kara Mynor suicide watch.

2. With respect to question 1, how many days passed between the signing of said agreement, and your realization that you made a horrible mistake which will be captured on video for future generations?

3. Calculate your emotional despondency at that moment, using the same scale as on question 1.

4. What was your immediate reaction to the feelings described in question 3:

a. seek approval from your suitcase pimp by doing more sex acts
b. booze
c. meth/crack
d. phone home

5. Complete the following paragraph with the phrase you feel is most appropriate:

Think of the video entited "Donkey Punch," in which the act of donkey punching is performed on the female. The film and the dangers of the work are explained extensively in advance to the woman, let's call her "Alex." Alex fancies herself a daring individual, giving herself the moniker "Extreme (Alex)" and running a website in which she vomits and urinates on other women. Months after filming wraps, "Alex" complains that being donkey punched is abusive.

This paragraph shows that:

a. Alex is stupid and was desparately in need of money
b. Alex lied to herself by calling herself "extreme"
c. Whores lie, as a rule of thumb
d. All of the above

6.a. Did you fill out the JM Productions "New Talent Application?"
6.b. At which question did you begin to doubt your decision noted in question 1?

7.a. Is there a sex act you perform in front of a camera, which you do not do with your significant other in private?
7.b. If "yes" to 7.a., write it down and send it to maged@xxxporntalk.com

8. If you do become "popular" in the business, you may be asked to exhibit your body at the Adult Entertainment Exposition. This will entail you dressing in a typical porn whore outfit, and full makeup for 8 hours a day, up to 4 days in a row. At night you will be asked to attend various parties and then perform in several sex scenes in a random hotel room being paid for by a producer. You will get little sleep, little food, and your most intimate body parts will be groped daily by thousands of sweaty unwashed porn degenerates--and that's before the fanboys start showing up. Question: what pharmacological substances will most improve your chances of not melting down in the Circle Bar?

9. Role playing: you're in your first DPP scene. "DPP" is code-talk for double pussy penetration, where two degenerate porn vagrants insert their hoses into your birth canal at the same time. Statistics have shown an 85% chance the two male performers will forget about you entirely, and begin staring lovingly at each other, as their primary arousal comes not from you, but rather the friction of their dual pestulant peni. What do you think of this?

10. Will any of your net income in porn be used for a collection of designer sunglasses and/or handbags?

Only about 10 percent or less of any porn chicks would seem able to answer any of those questions as presently worded ( and those ladies post here ) , the other 90% would just stare at you and giggle

Truly spectacular

Dammit, Willie D. You rule.

I think DB is doing just fine they way that he does it. If you wou;d like to see those questions answered maybe you sould start doing your own interviews.

Brilliant Willie
Good to see you back posting.

Nice post Willie D. The day you post the questions as well as the answers and make everyone laugh uncomfortably I'll start sending Malice the pms to give you your own cage.

This is great Willie... although I doubt many girls in this biz will know what "net income" is so they'll skip that part and just read the last words "sunglasses and/or handbags" and say YES PLEASE because that's all they know.

And one last thing. I doubt they'll ever get past the first question anyways because the structure of your sentences is far more advanced than any average whore can comprehend so she'll probably skip more than half the questionaire.

Take the JMs Model Info. sheet... it's kindergarten easy and the majority can't even finish that!!!

I love the new 10 questions but Burg is gonna have a hard time getting girls to respond.

I would but no one wants to hear much of me anymore. And if I doooooo, it'll just make those who can't finish the questions look uber-stupid and why would I wanna do THAT?! *attempt at angelic smile*

If I do the survey then Gia should do it too cuz she has a beautiful way with words

I've aready gotten one response back...and it wasn't GJ or GP.

And why aren't you sharin'???!!!

I'm down, Wiilie D. Let's go.

Alright. I warn you I'm boring so enjoy for whatever its worth. At least I admit my face is ugly without foundation LOL

1. Calculate your emotional despondency on that day...1 being happy as a clam...10 being on Kara Mynor suicide watch.

As much as I'd like to say that I wanted to slit my wrists after my first porno scene as much as Kara did or better yet shoot myself in the head, that was more so the last thing that ever crossed my mind.

I was a 1. Happy as a fucking clam diggity. You can't expect a chick who got laid only once three months prior to doing her first porno scene to reject the opportunity when spending her late nights masturbating to internet porn. I'll admit it... I was desperate to feel a cock in my cunt for more than just minutes and I wasn't about to go out and be social to find the meat. I didn't have it in me at the time.

2. With respect to question 1, how many days passed between the signing of said agreement, and your realization that you made a horrible mistake which will be captured on video for future generations?

I guess it's taken me nearly 5 years to question that even the slightest. And by now, it doesn't really matter. LOL While it's been several months since I've done any throat plunging and cunt stuffing with any credible company out there, I still often crave a porno-style hole stabbing. That kind of sex satisfies me for days whereas, sex at home I need it once or twice a day. Pornified sex is crack in itself. If only my asshole stretched like Miss Sierra Sinn *sigh*

3. Calculate your emotional despondency at that moment, using the same scale as on question 1.

Okay question 3 kinda sucks. Flat out 1 Juicy Clam this time around. All this talk is making me wanna do American Gokkun to see if I can go the whole way without vomiting. I've been out of practice!!!

4. What was your immediate reaction to the feelings described in question 3:

a. seek approval from your suitcase pimp by doing more sex acts
b. booze
c. meth/crack
d. phone home

I choose A. If I had to call my suitcase pimp I'd be calling myself and I don't want people to see me talking to myself because then you all would think I'm trying to be like Cytherea doin' the meth and stuff. I prefer the peach chardonnay instead *insert picture here Hav2cit*

5. Complete the following paragraph with the phrase you feel is most appropriate:

Think of the video entited "Donkey Punch," in which the act of donkey punching is performed on the female. The film and the dangers of the work are explained extensively in advance to the woman, let's call her "Alex." Alex fancies herself a daring individual, giving herself the moniker "Extreme (Alex)" and running a website in which she vomits and urinates on other women. Months after filming wraps, "Alex" complains that being donkey punched is abusive.

This paragraph shows that:

a. Alex is stupid and was desparately in need of money
b. Alex lied to herself by calling herself "extreme"
c. Whores lie, as a rule of thumb
d. All of the above

The answer must be D. Should I elaborate?

A. if she didn't need the money all that badly she would have stopped in the midst of the scene if Stephen Frenchs ring was bothering her that much. Taking in consideration that she may have had surgery in the past on her head, it's just FLAT OUT stupid to agree to a Donkey Punch scene when you know you'd be getting... duh... Donkey PUNCHED!!! Where is the itty bitty self respect, I guess there's none left... good-bye dignity.

B. what is extreme is a matter of an opinion. In MY opinion, extreme is going to the farthest possible one can POSSBILY go. I give her credit for being extreme that she hung in there throughout the whole scene. But, Deja Daire wins the medal for extremist. The girl didn't bitch,did she?

C. Just ask Mr. Gag Factor

6.a. Did you fill out the JM Productions "New Talent Application?"

I sure the hell did. Tony can post it if he wants to. I will say it my answers were very boring.

6.b. At which question did you begin to doubt your decision noted in question 1?

Good question. When I start to doubt my decision I'll let ya know

7.a. Is there a sex act you perform in front of a camera, which you do not do with your significant other in private?

Several months ago I would have said "creampies" but that's not the case anymore. I do it from time to time cuz sometimes cumming at the sametime makes it hard to move LOL.

I just got my first facial the other night from BoyToy so I guess that don't count either. Ummmm... I don't do anal anymore and haven't for a long time so I guess that doesn't count either does it?

OH!!! I haven't had a three some with the other half yet. I guess that counts. But should change soon, very soon.

7.b. If "yes" to 7.a., write it down and send it to maged@xxxporntalk.com

8. If you do become "popular" in the business, you may be asked to exhibit your body at the Adult Entertainment Exposition. This will entail you dressing in a typical porn whore outfit, and full makeup for 8 hours a day, up to 4 days in a row. At night you will be asked to attend various parties and then perform in several sex scenes in a random hotel room being paid for by a producer. You will get little sleep, little food, and your most intimate body parts will be groped daily by thousands of sweaty unwashed porn degenerates--and that's before the fanboys start showing up. Question: what pharmacological substances will most improve your chances of not melting down in the Circle Bar?

I never went to a party after any day of the convention. I made attempts to but the waiting and standing around and searching for worthy people in the darkness frustrated me and made me more tired. And the only shoot I did during the convention was this last January. I did a photo shoot in a batman outfit. It was loads of fun and then I went to Grand Lux Cafe for major grubbage.

You see... after a full day of signing and lack of sleep, the first thing I wanna do is walk my short ass to some good food and chow down until I'm convinced I'm gonna feel utterly fat the next day. I have an ass to feed.

I guess the only pharmacalogical substance or closest to the such would be something like advil or a bud light LOL. I don't know what else to tell you.

9. Role playing: you're in your first DPP scene. "DPP" is code-talk for double pussy penetration, where two degenerate porn vagrants insert their hoses into your birth canal at the same time. Statistics have shown an 85% chance the two male performers will forget about you entirely, and begin staring lovingly at each other, as their primary arousal comes not from you, but rather the friction of their dual pestulant peni. What do you think of this?

My first and only experience of DPP was for DP Virgins 15 and it was completely unplanned. It didn't last long at all but what does that tell you? Maybe at the sudden moment of both rods rubbing against each other, both guys fully enjoyed the sensation until I had to open my big mouth, reassuring they're in the same hole. I'm pretty sure I said some of the like but not in any way of making them feel gay because they're doing it. Maybe meeting eyes is what snapped them into reality causing them to stop. I wonder if they had a awkward moment together. I don't know. I actually don't care LOL because for my first ever anal that was butt loads of fun, literally. A funny experience.

10. Will any of your net income in porn be used for a collection of designer sunglasses and/or handbags?

I've never owned designer sunglasses. I hate wearing sunglasses. I hate when things are fine and dandy looking through sunglasses and then when you take them off the outdoors is much brighter than it normally would be if you never wore the fucking glasses. I HATE IT!!! Not only that but the only glasses that fit me are childrens and I'm not into that stupid bug eyed look either. Sorry Gucci but I rather donate my money to the really expensive gas we have to pay these days. And I think the most expensive handbag... I call a purse!!! Is a Levi's purse that I don't think was more than 20 bucks!!! It's all about being plain. I dont have the energy to be fashionable. It's all about jeans, plain cutesy tops and sometimes casual cotton skirts.

So what materialistic thing doooooooooooo I spend my money on? Dermalogica skin care for my horrifying face and this thursday 500$ will be spent on laser treatment so I don't get anymore hormonal acne that us lovely cursed women get from time to time. Anyone got a paper bag for me when i have to leave the dermatologist office without foundation? LOL!!!

:: streches :: This will take a while. I will be posting with brutaly honest answers within a few days. tired.... :: falls over :

On a scale of 1 to 10.

I believe that 1 for "happy clam", 10 for "kara mynor suicide" and 5 for "I don't know or don't want to admit" are the only valid answers one can give.

All the numbers in between are stupid. While there's a shade of gray in a answer, it should be number 5 in the middle of the scale. All other shades of gray is stupid and unnecessary.

You either hate yourself for being a whore or you don't or you dont wanna admit that you hate yourself LOL.

I hate myself on days when I'm too lazy to blow dry my hair when I get out of the shower and then go about my day. It makes my nose look bigger just when you never thought that was possible.

I also hate myself on days when I fall asleep at night without washing my face and then waking up in the middle to do it in the bright friggin bathroom.

I hate myself on days when I don't drink water because I'm enjoying tea instead and don't wanna lower my standards to something so tasteless. I really do hate myself on those days.

I guess I just hate myself

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I still often crave a porno-style hole stabbing. That kind of sex satisfies me for days whereas, sex at home I need it once or twice a day. Pornified sex is crack in itself

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You really are a whore.

OK, who is next?

Teagen, take the challenge...do it!

This should be used as a supplement to the JM Application. As a matter of fact, a survey if the porn whore lasts a year or more.

Off-topic, but this statement was funny. For shits & giggles, I pulled my receipts from 6/6/06, and see that I paid $2.829 back in Pennsylvania. Who'd have thunk that would be cheap 2 years later? 5 months later (Nov. '06), I bought gas for $1.999 per gallon in South Jersey.