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Well, let me be the first to congratulate Mr. Monkey and the future Mrs. Monkey. Thank you for doing your American duty in Iraq. And so quickly too! Perhaps you can do a tour in Afghanistan and help flush out Bin Laden!




Thank you sir greenly. Arshafhi (my iraqi bride to be) and the monkey are looking forward to our lives together in marriage. I am sure her life here in America will be a lot better then the one in iraq where she would dance on hot sand for pennys and grapefruit juice. Once again she isn't due to arrive for another 10 or so days so once she does i will post pictures of our wedding, i want it to be something classy, something traditional and something special, so i figured the wedding that embodies all of that is a drive thru wedding in vegas getting married by a guy in an elvis suit, should be great. Pumped about it.
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