Well i am going upto the coast with my family as they want to spend some time up there with me before i go off to iraq in a few weeks. So this is my final post. I promised myself i wouldn't cry (sm takes a minute to gather himself) Smartt, even though i gave you a hard time i didn't mind you, your ok. Angelica, same goes. Well thats it, the monkey is gone, like a flash, was here and then went. Good bye and good luck. Signing out smelly monkey.

Be sure to get your head blown off, OK???

if you're really going to iraq bring over some porn for propaganda purposes & good luck over there.

He's not really going over to Iraq. He's just become bored of taunting everything and everyone on this board. I'm sure the Monkey will be on our back when he gets bored of having no life..

the monkey will be back in a day is my guess...

oh darn, I was just imagining smelly monkey in fatigues like ahhh-nold in commando, but armed with dildo grenades & cum bongs....

I wonder if this means Lord Byron will be coming back?

Just got back from iraq. It was awful. What i went through and what i saw, i wish on no man. U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A.


xvod you can suck on the skin between my scrotum and my ass hole.

can i call it or what? LOL

Well the war was the down side of iraq BUT i have great news for the board. I met myself an iraq bride. I have only seen her eyes because she has her head to toe dress on and it is bad luck to see more then the eyes on your bride before the wedding, but from what i have seen i like. She is being processed right now, you know the ask the normal stuff, what are your plans for living in america, do you have a home to go to,etc. Once she arrives i will post more details.

Well, let me be the first to congratulate Mr. Monkey and the future Mrs. Monkey. Thank you for doing your American duty in Iraq. And so quickly too! Perhaps you can do a tour in Afghanistan and help flush out Bin Laden!

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Well, let me be the first to congratulate Mr. Monkey and the future Mrs. Monkey. Thank you for doing your American duty in Iraq. And so quickly too! Perhaps you can do a tour in Afghanistan and help flush out Bin Laden!

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Thank you sir greenly. Arshafhi (my iraqi bride to be) and the monkey are looking forward to our lives together in marriage. I am sure her life here in America will be a lot better then the one in iraq where she would dance on hot sand for pennys and grapefruit juice. Once again she isn't due to arrive for another 10 or so days so once she does i will post pictures of our wedding, i want it to be something classy, something traditional and something special, so i figured the wedding that embodies all of that is a drive thru wedding in vegas getting married by a guy in an elvis suit, should be great. Pumped about it.