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#171329 - 06/02/06 06:37 PM REWARD: For the return of SmellyMonkey and/or Arab
2cums Offline
Registered Sex Offender

Registered: 04/16/04
Posts: 2415
Loc: On the Mia Rose bandwagon
The State of Illinois is offering $1000 dollars of Sammura's foodstamp money for the safe passage and return of either of these posters.

Monkey, you spent 2 years of your life building a shrine and sanctuary for us here and it saddens me to see the bars of the cage crumbling down.

We lack leadership (Monkey) and wisdom (Arab)

Please give us a sign.

I'm giving the both of you until our nations birthday; July 4th, to come back here. If neither of you return, I'll know for certain that the Cage and this board are officially dead. I would only hope that Malice has enough common sense to lock all the threads and padlock the cage and leave it as hallowed ground

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#171330 - 06/02/06 07:30 PM Re: REWARD: For the return of SmellyMonkey and/or
It Was Fun Offline
aka Gen Padova
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/20/03
Posts: 4517
desperation is sad but it's the truth in this case.

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#171331 - 06/02/06 07:32 PM Re: REWARD: For the return of SmellyMonkey and/or
Sergio T. Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 07/20/03
Posts: 5256
Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy
Fuck monkey.
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#171332 - 06/02/06 07:35 PM Re: REWARD: For the return of SmellyMonkey and/or
redbeard Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 01/02/04
Posts: 440
Loc: Lake Michigan
He's probally lurking right now as one of the way to many anomyous lurkers just laughing his little monkey ass off about how desperate this palce is for him.

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#171333 - 06/02/06 07:37 PM Re: REWARD: For the return of SmellyMonkey and/or
It Was Fun Offline
aka Gen Padova
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/20/03
Posts: 4517
He's logged in. I know it cuz I feel it. I smell it... he's even horny and can't find a mistress monkey. *sigh* Poor monkey man...



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#171334 - 06/02/06 07:39 PM Re: REWARD: For the return of SmellyMonkey and/or
FuckMyTonsilHole Offline
ADT regular

Registered: 06/02/06
Posts: 15
Fuck 'em all. Seems everyone wants to follow. I was hoping this was a better playground than ADT. Pussies.

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#171335 - 06/02/06 07:47 PM Re: REWARD: For the return of SmellyMonkey and/or
FuckMyTonsilHole Offline
ADT regular

Registered: 06/02/06
Posts: 15
Quote:


Eric381
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Then why don't they impeach the stupid bastard like they
did to Tricky dick?

Hu-huh...I said "dick" on a porn forum.





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#171336 - 06/02/06 08:06 PM Re: REWARD: For the return of SmellyMonkey and/or
FuckMyTonsilHole Offline
ADT regular

Registered: 06/02/06
Posts: 15
Quote:


pornopunk
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Weenie dogs are cute. Hot dogs are evil...






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#171337 - 06/02/06 08:28 PM Re: REWARD: For the return of SmellyMonkey and/or
FuckMyTonsilHole Offline
ADT regular

Registered: 06/02/06
Posts: 15
Quote:


AztecGold11
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There is the original Listerine that tastes like toxic
waste, then there is Cool Mint and Fresh Burst --NOW there
is Vanilla Mint --advertised as "less intense".
What is your choice-or do you prefer a different brand-or
no mouthwash?






Better sign up before the thread gets locked.


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#171338 - 06/03/06 09:55 AM Re: REWARD: For the return of SmellyMonkey and/or
nago Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 03/08/06
Posts: 219
Loc: Japan
I admitt im the monkey LOL

Now give me the stamps

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#171339 - 06/04/06 07:03 AM Re: REWARD: For the return of SmellyMonkey and/or
jamesn Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
while i'm not the arab or monkey, i figured this is as good a place as any to announce i'm going to serve time and pay my debts to society for a few weeks for what i did that that kid with that dog.

actually just a sabbatical for a week or two for getting work done and a few vacation days, catch you all later.
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#171340 - 06/04/06 08:11 AM Re: REWARD: For the return of SmellyMonkey and/or
cumalloverher Offline
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 07/21/05
Posts: 1704
Loc: *quah quah quah quah*
Do not look back, monkey. Keep it real, my niggar.






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Quah.

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#171341 - 06/05/06 03:19 AM Re: REWARD: For the return of SmellyMonkey and/or
Eddie Normous Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 12/09/05
Posts: 1291
Quote:

while i'm not the arab or monkey, i figured this is as good a place as any to announce i'm going to serve time and pay my debts to society for a few weeks for what i did that that kid with that dog.

actually just a sabbatical for a week or two for getting work done and a few vacation days, catch you all later.




me too, it's exam time so i'm done for a couple of weeks...

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#171342 - 06/05/06 08:07 AM Re: REWARD: For the return of SmellyMonkey and/or
jamesn Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
exams suck, i need help, i just can't stop wanting to stick a hammerdrill up kate's ass until he screams in pleasure and hiv-ridden blood spurts all over the room.
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"

Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits

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