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#171188 - 06/01/06 04:43 PM I laughed too much.
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I saw the swtaring episode for Larry David's 'Curb Your Enthunsiasm' gor the first tiome on the dvd. The premise is that it'sa documentary about Davids return to stand up comedy by Hbo. They go all out to b uild him a big set and all. In the climax he has a coid feet meeting with the network people and backs out of it, telling them his step father is in a coma due to his Momma nagging him while putting on his seatr belt, and nlow Larryu and noone else MUST comfoirt her in Florida even though it m,eans cacelling the HBO special- A LIE. Alll know it, but they all reract as if it wasn't. The HBO exec says "Larry, does Mom rtealize what is at stake here?" and David answerss "Yes, bujt she doesn't c are." That is fuclking genius and makees me glad to be alive though I am an alcoholic withy no future.


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#171189 - 06/01/06 04:48 PM Re: I laughed too much.
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#171190 - 06/01/06 04:51 PM Re: I laughed too much.
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I'm at home and getting real drunk, Parakereet. It ois a work night to my dear friend. What do you think abiout that?


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#171191 - 06/01/06 05:13 PM Re: I laughed too much.
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I'm at home and getting real drunk, Parakereet. It ois a work night to my dear friend. What do you think abiout that?





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#171192 - 06/01/06 06:36 PM Re: I laughed too much.
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mmmm Cheryl Hines baby!



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#171193 - 06/01/06 11:19 PM Re: I laughed too much.
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Cheryls mouth is as big as my nose!!!! But she's cute LOL

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#171194 - 06/02/06 05:01 PM Re: I laughed too much.
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I saw the swtaring episode for Larry David's 'Curb Your Enthunsiasm' gor the first tiome on the dvd. The premise is that it'sa documentary about Davids return to stand up comedy by Hbo. They go all out to b uild him a big set and all. In the climax he has a coid feet meeting with the network people and backs out of it, telling them his step father is in a coma due to his Momma nagging him while putting on his seatr belt, and nlow Larryu and noone else MUST comfoirt her in Florida even though it m,eans cacelling the HBO special- A LIE. Alll know it, but they all reract as if it wasn't. The HBO exec says "Larry, does Mom rtealize what is at stake here?" and David answerss "Yes, bujt she doesn't c are." That is fuclking genius and makees me glad to be alive though I am an alcoholic withy no future.







Those typos are genuine asfar as I know and I barely remember doing that. I've got a serious problem.
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#171195 - 06/02/06 05:11 PM Re: I laughed too much.
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cheryl hines is very hot, i love curb your enthusiasm, if you're into cheryl you gotta see the 'club soda and salt' episode... nice groping at the end...

tony
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#171196 - 06/02/06 05:15 PM Re: I laughed too much.
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That's good. I also like the one with the Gangsta rapper marryinfg Wanda where Cheryly gets drunk and wants to talk with Larry about cunnilingus. It's Foster Brooks caliber drunkeness.


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#171197 - 06/02/06 05:26 PM Re: I laughed too much.
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That's good. I also like the one with the Gangsta rapper marryinfg Wanda where Cheryly gets drunk and wants to talk with Larry about cunnilingus. It's Foster Brooks caliber drunkeness.







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#171198 - 06/02/06 05:33 PM Re: I laughed too much.
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Don'y fuck with me, nigga,
Or you will beg mw to die!
I'll make you suck my dick!
Then I'll nut in your eywe!



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#171199 - 06/02/06 05:34 PM Re: I laughed too much.
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Don'y fuck with me, nigga,
Or you will beg mw to die!
I'll make you suck my dick!
Then I'll nut in your eywe!





Curb Your Enthusiasm rules!!!!
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#171200 - 06/02/06 05:48 PM Re: I laughed too much.
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That bitch looks like a self-groping has-been of a fucking dike. I vomit with pleasure.

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#171201 - 06/02/06 09:23 PM Re: I laughed too much.
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That show is both quite humorous and also uncomfortable to watch.
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#171202 - 06/03/06 12:54 AM Re: I laughed too much.
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#171203 - 06/03/06 06:46 AM Re: I laughed too much.
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Is it on DVD? I don't have a TV.
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#171204 - 06/03/06 07:04 AM Re: I laughed too much.
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Yes Zen, all the previous seasons ( up to 4 out of 5) are available on dvd now.
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0000E2PVR/qid=1149343416/sr=1-4/ref=sr_1_4/102-9281116-2804933?s=dvd&v=glance&n=130
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#171205 - 06/03/06 07:05 AM Re: I laughed too much.
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I don't have a TV.




thats awesome...yeah they have the past seasons out on DVD. I wasnt too pleased with the most recent season and after tomorrow nights Sopranos finale im cancelling the hell outta my HBO...of course i need to catch up on the episodes of Real Time w/ Bill Mahr on ONDEMAND...
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#171206 - 06/03/06 08:33 AM Re: I laughed too much.
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I don't have a TV.




thats awesome...yeah they have the past seasons out on DVD. I wasnt too pleased with the most recent season and after tomorrow nights Sopranos finale im cancelling the hell outta my HBO...of course i need to catch up on the episodes of Real Time w/ Bill Mahr on ONDEMAND...




same here...HBO is gone on Monday morn.
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#171207 - 06/03/06 11:10 AM Re: I laughed too much.
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I already got rid of my HBO months ago- i was worried I'd miss deadwood and rome but i have heard deadwood is not getting renewed after season 3 and i expect rome wont last long either
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#171208 - 06/03/06 11:20 AM Re: I laughed too much.
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I'm a bit of a Sopranophile tho...hoping that Tony snaps tomorrow night and beats AJ to death
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#171209 - 06/03/06 06:40 PM Re: I laughed too much.
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i have heard deadwood is not getting renewed after season 3 and i expect rome wont last long either



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#171210 - 06/03/06 07:27 PM Re: I laughed too much.
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i have heard deadwood is not getting renewed after season 3 and i expect rome wont last long either



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Exactly Chico but hey at least now I don't lament getting rid of HBO
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#171211 - 06/05/06 08:29 AM Re: I laughed too much.
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I'm a bit of a Sopranophile tho...hoping that Tony snaps tomorrow night and beats AJ to death





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#171212 - 06/05/06 10:05 AM Re: I laughed too much.
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this whole Sopranos season sucked ass. I was really dissapointed.
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#171213 - 06/05/06 10:24 AM Re: I laughed too much.
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I agree one hundred percent...especially the finale last night...after a cool start ( classic stones song moonlight mile as revenge is being done on Phils crew ) it went to crap and the ending with the xmas tree and tony in the fuckin beret?!
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#171214 - 06/05/06 01:06 PM Re: I laughed too much.
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funny je
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