Newsflash: A strange cat previously unforseen is taking a bath licking his gonads on my porch. It is not sunny and I am too far away to tell if he is purring...When I was a teenager I would have licked my gonads in this manner if I could have performed the necessary contortions, this would have had the dual effect of making me not miss being in the stoners AND starting a potential new clique in school, the Gonad lickers...Is David Luger still poisoned?