Oh BoY!! DAMN!! OH BOY!!! DA DA DA!!!

is it Thursday again?

I've been stoned for 6 straight days now...






It's Karma, the only group/clique I wasnt cool with in High School was the "Stoners", I was soooo close to being a crippled Ferris Bueller. Not my fault though, the stoners in my town hung out in the woods, often smoking their non-medically necessary cannabis up in a abandoned cabin that was totally inaccessible to me...I would sit at the edge of the woods, catching whiffs of their celebrations of life and nature and sigh, my cheek in my right hand, my left hand rubbing my gonads because, at that age I was perpetually horny like any other teenager. If only I grew up in a city, an urban jungle where everything was accessible, I would have experienced my gateway drug at an early age and probably be dead by now...completely out of pain, asleep as it were

Newsflash: A strange cat previously unforseen is taking a bath licking his gonads on my porch. It is not sunny and I am too far away to tell if he is purring...When I was a teenager I would have licked my gonads in this manner if I could have performed the necessary contortions, this would have had the dual effect of making me not miss being in the stoners AND starting a potential new clique in school, the Gonad lickers...Is David Luger still poisoned?