Awful to admit, but hypothetically speaking... If...."IF" I was intoxicated I would probably allow my penis into that...I always had a thing for older women, probably all the nurses who took care of me during my formative years.

Damn you! Damn you Jewel Denyle...look what you've done!

Is this the first case of reverse-sexualization or anti-pedophilia/molestation? A child corrupts her parents?

I doubt it but the irony is ironic...Like a Melville Modern Day Novel, and since Jewel is something of a beluga whale, it seems appropos