Trust me...in Phoenix, there are only 4 patently offensive things:

1. Jenna Jameson is allowed to run her shitty fan klub from the Scottsdale Airpark.
2. Porsche Lynn's ridiculous BDSM house which she over-advertises in the New Times every week (Porsche...remember that $20,000 tax lien on you?)
3. Convicted felon and former governor J. Fife Symington
4. The all-time embarrasment capital of Arizona, Mormom rascist duplicitous recalled governor Evan Mecham, rest in un-easy peace, shithead.