Yes, it's true.

The Outsider is a Republican.

He's also straight, married, and has never had a homosexual experience. Not even one.

He also likes porn. Straight porn, that is.

However, that doesn't mean The Outsider doesn't think people have a right to be married. People who are in Love.

There's a lot of you gay and bi guys that come to this board.

I think it sucks that you guys can't legally get married, and proclaim your love as publicly as I do mine, with my wife.

The President, who has made so many decisions I have supported, including the War in Iraq, has goofed on this one.

I hope he changes his mind, or backs off.

What Mr. Bush might not understand, is how many of his own Republicans are gay, and how many are hurt, emotionally, by his calling for an Amendment.

The Amendment will fail, Mr. Bush.

Please avert this tragic accident now, or- I guarantee it- you won't get re-elected.

But let me ask some of the gay, or bi men that come to this board...

If I can help you stop the President from making a stupid mistake, and if I can raise my voice to help your cause...

...will you please stop trying to shove your lifestyle down my throat in porn?

Pun intended.

I would like to see you people, the gay and bi men of America, just as happy as I am in my heterosexual marriage.

It's unjust, hypocritical, and discriminatory for me to do otherwise.

For all those looking for how to sell this to America, here's some ideas...from a guy that gets paid for good ideas.

Firstly, the word is LOVE.

When you talk to the cameras, don't talk about SEX.

The word is LOVE.

Secondly, the word is COMMITMENT.

The public needs to hear these words coming from Gay Marriage supporters.

You have to help them IDENTIFY with you.

Let the debate begin.

I have a funny feeling this will be a good one.

Will there be a male porn star willing to admit he's bi or gay that comes here to debate this?

That would be great. And no, I won't be insulting you.

The Outsider