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#170506 - 05/30/06 04:47 PM Davia Ardell... Ugh!!
It Was Fun Offline
aka Gen Padova
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Registered: 04/20/03
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Um... I don't recall looking at this chick here on XPT but if we did, forgive me. The boobs on this chick frightens me more than Danielle Derek in a weird way

http://ladirectmodels.com/girl.php?girl=Davia%20Ardell



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#170507 - 05/30/06 05:11 PM Re: Davia Ardell... Ugh!!
Ron Mexico Offline
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Registered: 10/27/05
Posts: 402
Loc: Philly. PA

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#170508 - 05/30/06 05:16 PM Re: Davia Ardell... Ugh!!
It Was Fun Offline
aka Gen Padova
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Registered: 04/20/03
Posts: 4517
whoa...

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#170509 - 05/30/06 05:31 PM Re: Davia Ardell... Ugh!!
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Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
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Um... I don't recall looking at this chick here on XPT but if we did, forgive me. The boobs on this chick frightens me more than Danielle Derek in a weird way

http://ladirectmodels.com/girl.php?girl=Davia%20Ardell






where pornstar do they plastic surgeries? Dominican Republic?

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#170510 - 05/30/06 05:48 PM Re: Davia Ardell... Ugh!!
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Registered: 05/01/06
Posts: 502
I love how her "cleavage" is nowhere near her tits. Reminds me of a very-poorly designed inflatable sex doll.
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#170511 - 05/30/06 06:54 PM Re: Davia Ardell... Ugh!!
2cums Offline
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Registered: 04/16/04
Posts: 2415
Loc: On the Mia Rose bandwagon
I think she always had bad tits. Its the mole, I can't get past. Everytime I see her, the John Candy line from Uncle Buck pops in my head.
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#170512 - 05/30/06 11:00 PM Re: Davia Ardell... Ugh!!
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Registered: 05/20/05
Posts: 144
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i just saw this girl on Dr 90210. she got her boobs done by dr robert ray

xo christie lee
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#170513 - 05/30/06 11:03 PM Re: Davia Ardell... Ugh!!
It Was Fun Offline
aka Gen Padova
Porn Jesus

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You gotta be fuckin kidding me!!! That's a scary thought...!!

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#170514 - 05/30/06 11:25 PM Re: Davia Ardell... Ugh!!
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Registered: 05/29/06
Posts: 364
Loc: Promoting black on black viole...
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I think she always had bad tits. Its the mole, I can't get past. Everytime I see her, the John Candy line from Uncle Buck pops in my head.




Somebody give her a quarter

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#170515 - 05/31/06 01:44 AM Re: Davia Ardell... Ugh!!
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Registered: 03/09/06
Posts: 70
Do these women realise what their boob jobs look like? Do they think it's good to look like that? Or do they find a way to numb the embarassment of what they've done to their bodies and put it all on display anyway.

I guess it's a case of "meth conquers all".

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#170516 - 05/31/06 03:39 AM Re: Davia Ardell... Ugh!!
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Registered: 12/11/05
Posts: 237
Loc: Outside the abortion clinic wi...
I guess it costs more than they can afford to have them removed. Lol.

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#170517 - 05/31/06 04:29 AM Re: Davia Ardell... Ugh!!
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Registered: 05/29/04
Posts: 765
Loc: Tralfamadore
Isn't she retired by now? Oh and remember its pronounced 'DAY-VEE-UHHH'.
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#170518 - 05/31/06 02:48 PM Re: Davia Ardell... Ugh!!
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Registered: 07/21/05
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This tangent of the medical practice is barbaric. The notion that surgeons can improve upon or even imitate naturalism is tragic human hubris more hoprrifying than anything Mary Shelley pondered upon. This is excluding unfortunate born with fused sainus/oral cavities, burn victims, and the like of course. But plastic surgeons seem to have little to no conscience, evident by their "work". And the interesting thing is, they do even more monstrous work on human faces. Breasts can be trapezoidal after they've fiddled with them, but mostly concealed by clothing. I guess they are really making money on personal delusions and a public who are horrifyingly easy to aesthetically manipulate. For instance, "Pamela Anderson" is still regularly held up as some kind of feminine ideal. The ridiculousness of this is evident in two seconds of perusal and reflection on that beast. I mean, my God. The faggot fashion photographers have many of us pining to see healthy women bulemic to the point of starvation and the plastic surgeons are maybe appealing to virginal nerds who love horror films with their "works" I don't know. All i know is that the woman in the original notion is disfigured and disgusting, like so many others are, but still get photographed by swimming pools on sunny days like we pine to be there with them as a like sensual delight after all our labors. Monstrous.

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#170519 - 05/31/06 03:44 PM Re: Davia Ardell... Ugh!!
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Registered: 05/29/04
Posts: 765
Loc: Tralfamadore
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Um... I don't recall looking at this chick here on XPT but if we did, forgive me. The boobs on this chick frightens me more than Danielle Derek in a weird way

http://ladirectmodels.com/girl.php?girl=Davia%20Ardell






where pornstar do they plastic surgeries? Dominican Republic?




Dude, I was thinking maybe some place worse than the Dominican Republic like Puerto Rico perhaps.
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#170520 - 05/31/06 05:05 PM Re: Davia Ardell... Ugh!!
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Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
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Um... I don't recall looking at this chick here on XPT but if we did, forgive me. The boobs on this chick frightens me more than Danielle Derek in a weird way

http://ladirectmodels.com/girl.php?girl=Davia%20Ardell






where pornstar do they plastic surgeries? Dominican Republic?




Dude, I was thinking maybe some place worse than the Dominican Republic like Puerto Rico perhaps.





No my friend its totally diferent VERY VERY diferent

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#170521 - 06/01/06 01:46 AM Re: Davia Ardell... Ugh!!
christianxxx Offline
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Registered: 07/05/05
Posts: 2134
Loc: Los Angeles, CA
in person, she is really hot.....you guys have to meet her...she is like 5 foot, very petite, and has a really sexy voice. i like her!
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#170522 - 06/01/06 01:52 AM Re: Davia Ardell... Ugh!!
k1ng Offline
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Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days

Christian you seem like a nice guy and I know you love the big titties, including fake ones. I'm sure she is a sweet girl, sexy, etc., but come you must admit these things are an abomination.


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#170523 - 06/01/06 01:56 AM Re: Davia Ardell... Ugh!!
Willie D Offline

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Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9195
The King is..uhhhh..."The King" of Photoshop...great shit.

"Bueler...Bueler...Bueler...?"

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#170524 - 06/01/06 04:26 AM Re: Davia Ardell... Ugh!!
ChairmanMiaow Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 03/09/06
Posts: 70
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in person, she is really hot.....you guys have to meet her...she is like 5 foot, very petite, and has a really sexy voice. i like her!




I'm sure she is. Which underlines the question... what drives otherwise attractive women to do this to themselves??


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#170525 - 06/01/06 05:34 AM Re: Davia Ardell... Ugh!!
damaged Offline
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Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 582
It's the tat on her middle finger that just reeks of class. You can take the whore out of the trailer park, but....
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#170526 - 06/01/06 05:40 AM Re: Davia Ardell... Ugh!!
El Kabong Offline
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Registered: 05/29/04
Posts: 765
Loc: Tralfamadore
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Um... I don't recall looking at this chick here on XPT but if we did, forgive me. The boobs on this chick frightens me more than Danielle Derek in a weird way

http://ladirectmodels.com/girl.php?girl=Davia%20Ardell






where pornstar do they plastic surgeries? Dominican Republic?




Dude, I was thinking maybe some place worse than the Dominican Republic like Puerto Rico perhaps.





No my friend its totally diferent VERY VERY diferent




And to that ElGloryHolio I say you need to get down on your knobby little plantano sucking knees and thank HeyZeus that PR for nearly 110 years has been under the kind graces of the United States. Where would you guys be without your primos in New York City?
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#170527 - 06/01/06 06:55 PM Re: Davia Ardell... Ugh!!
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Registered: 07/05/04
Posts: 1545
Loc: In the tree outside Gia Jordan...
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Isn't she retired by now? Oh and remember its pronounced 'DAY-VEE-UHHH'.



Hey ElKabong, good call telling us how to properly pronounce her name on a message board. Seriously, I heard she did some hooking in Vegas.
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