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there was an asian snowboarder who missed the olympic trials by a torn acl when i was a youngin. he took these weirdass-moonrocks as shits, you'd expect buzz aldrin to hop on them. anyhow,the dorm's toilets were nonfunctional for one whole year as he ate things and somehow shat them out like FIFA-approved soccer balls.

i digress, i want to shit in courtney simpson's eyesocket after i've removed one of the eyeballs as humanely as possible. she's stupid, she can suffer.

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Ever been so constipated from the OXY James that you shit out a Pop Warner Offical League size Football? I never quite made it up to NFL regulation, but I hope to one day....I hate Senekot