there was an asian snowboarder who missed the olympic trials by a torn acl when i was a youngin. he took these weirdass-moonrocks as shits, you'd expect buzz aldrin to hop on them. anyhow,the dorm's toilets were nonfunctional for one whole year as he ate things and somehow shat them out like FIFA-approved soccer balls.
i digress, i want to shit in courtney simpson's eyesocket after i've removed one of the eyeballs as humanely as possible. she's stupid, she can suffer.
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"
Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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