he's gone over, someone find the brando/conrad picture please.


"Missy: What would be your perfect scene for me? If you could have any budget and put me in a movie what would you like for me to do? Wear? Role play?

Da Burglar: That's easy...it is kinda gross but also very timely since we both just recovered from kidney stones. I would want you to dress up as a Registered Nurse working in Urology...I come in complaining a kidney stone is stuck in my dick, and you, rather than put me in the Hospital and make me have surgery, are very compassionate and try to SUCK the kidney stone right out of me. Needless to say, the stone is NOT the only thing that comes out of my dick....in fact the scene ends with you so happy and impressed that you book me for 12 follow up appointments over the next month to make sure you "got it all"....How's that?"