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#170204 - 05/29/06 12:41 PM Minion Modeling heads off with Jessi Summers
wankerwang Offline
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Registered: 06/18/03
Posts: 46
Starting yet another agency just for the fuck of it. Enough about these rumors involving me and Goldstar. MinionModeling is the wave of the future. The first girl? Jessi Summers. And get this ... if the Minion doesn't wear the Superman gear, all agency fees are waived. More to come.

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#170205 - 05/29/06 12:44 PM Re: Minion Modeling heads off with Jessi Summers
jamesn Offline
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Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
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how much for the hindu to eat a bunch of hamburgers and have you film him do it?
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#170206 - 05/29/06 12:48 PM Re: Minion Modeling heads off with Jessi Summers
DoronD Offline
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Registered: 02/12/04
Posts: 176
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how much for the hindu to eat a bunch of hamburgers and have you film him do it?




Charges for the buffet are waived if you pay, and have an ample supply of toilet paper waiting in the wings.

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#170207 - 05/29/06 12:49 PM Re: Minion Modeling heads off with Jessi Summers
jamesn Offline
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Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
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can i wipe you myself?
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#170208 - 05/29/06 12:51 PM Re: Minion Modeling heads off with Jessi Summers
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Registered: 11/21/04
Posts: 309
Who's the red head?!? (on the right)

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#170209 - 05/29/06 02:27 PM Re: Minion Modeling heads off with Jessi Summers
RenfieldGyps Offline
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Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
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Who's the red head?!? (on the right)


Codi Starr?

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#170210 - 05/29/06 04:27 PM Re: Minion Modeling heads off with Jessi Summers
It Was Fun Offline
aka Gen Padova
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/20/03
Posts: 4517
Hey Wanker How's it goin'?


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#170211 - 05/29/06 05:08 PM Re: Minion Modeling heads off with Jessi Summers
GARFIELD Offline
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Registered: 07/23/04
Posts: 931
Loc: United States
See thats what I LOVE about porn hotasschics like Jesse Summers fucking for $$$$
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#170212 - 05/29/06 05:21 PM Re: Minion Modeling heads off with Jessi Summers
c62 Offline
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Registered: 07/05/04
Posts: 1545
Loc: In the tree outside Gia Jordan...
I like how this picture is 3/4 pure ass.
You can barely tell there's a chick underneath. Did they need the Jaws of Life to get her out?
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#170213 - 05/29/06 06:03 PM Re: Minion Modeling heads off with Jessi Summers
Coochie Monster Offline
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Registered: 04/06/05
Posts: 959
Loc: The Outer Labia of Jenna Haze
As if he were a wild animal, they simply used a food lure to get him off the whore
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#170214 - 05/31/06 01:04 AM Re: Minion Modeling heads off with Jessi Summers
Elena Rivera Offline
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Registered: 05/30/06
Posts: 11
Loc: San Fernando Valley
CHICO! i need to be a part of minion modeling. lol

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#170215 - 05/31/06 01:27 AM Re: Minion Modeling heads off with Jessi Summers
Da Burglar Offline
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Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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I like how this picture is 3/4 pure ass.
You can barely tell there's a chick underneath. Did they need the Jaws of Life to get her out?





Pointless question Quota of the Month Filled right here: Who the fuck is the "Chick/Human Whoopee cushion" Underneath this shambling mound of Lipids and overactive active follicles? Does he have Hair on his tongue and the tops of his feet like Bilbo, Frodo, Merry, Pippin and Samwise Gamgee?
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#170216 - 05/31/06 11:45 AM Re: Minion Modeling heads off with Jessi Summers
jamesn Offline
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Registered: 04/17/04
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#170217 - 05/31/06 11:48 AM Re: Minion Modeling heads off with Jessi Summers
have2cit Offline
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Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
I cannot express all the ways in which that picture is wrong, just wrong.

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#170218 - 05/31/06 11:53 AM Re: Minion Modeling heads off with Jessi Summers
TunaCan Offline
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Registered: 04/07/05
Posts: 250
Loc: Hailey Young's closet
Ok, can someone explain this whole minion thing for the uninformed. This is just disturbing. Another dumb question, there is no way this is actually a legit agency, who is JEssi really repped by?
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#170219 - 05/31/06 12:01 PM Re: Minion Modeling heads off with Jessi Summers
khan fusion Offline
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Registered: 09/13/04
Posts: 327
the piglord minion is a crime against pornography by that pinhead wang.

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#170220 - 05/31/06 12:03 PM Re: Minion Modeling heads off with Jessi Summers
have2cit Offline
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#170221 - 05/31/06 12:28 PM Re: Minion Modeling heads off with Jessi Summers
khan fusion Offline
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Registered: 09/13/04
Posts: 327
Quote:

the piglord minion is a crime against pornography by that pinhead wang.





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#170222 - 05/31/06 12:38 PM Re: Minion Modeling heads off with Jessi Summers
Da Burglar Offline
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Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
Quote:

Quote:

the piglord minion is a crime against pornography by that pinhead wang.










Jesus you are annoying and stupid...you are not only barfing at your own previous post (which was surprisingly ON TOPIC and on target for once) but now you are detracting from the collective community outrage at this whole disturbing spectacle.


Now...my medical expertise is extensive, but...is the DARK, seemingly gangrenous area around the minions crotch the result of:
A) Crotch Rot
B) Poor circulation caused by clogged vessels of all types...Blood, Lymph, seminal and sweat pores...
C) Simply a HEAVY forestation of the aforementioned overactive active Hair Follicles
D) Severe bruising Brought about by an annoyed, frightened and outraged porn whore told By Wanker Wang that she had to fuck this monster, and summarily Kicked him in the Crotch when he attempted to Mount/Squash her in his Lust?

www.Gimpsgonewild.com is looking better and better the more this thread is viewed
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#170223 - 05/31/06 12:50 PM Re: Minion Modeling heads off with Jessi Summers
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Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
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#170224 - 05/31/06 01:45 PM Re: Minion Modeling heads off with Jessi Summers
Sergio T. Offline
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Registered: 07/20/03
Posts: 5256
Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy
Quote:

Ok, can someone explain this whole minion thing for the uninformed. This is just disturbing. Another dumb question, there is no way this is actually a legit agency, who is JEssi really repped by?



My guess is Tim Myren, formerly of Naughty Modeling.
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#170225 - 05/31/06 01:53 PM Re: Minion Modeling heads off with Jessi Summers
TunaCan Offline
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Registered: 04/07/05
Posts: 250
Loc: Hailey Young's closet
Quote:

Quote:

Ok, can someone explain this whole minion thing for the uninformed. This is just disturbing. Another dumb question, there is no way this is actually a legit agency, who is JEssi really repped by?



My guess is Tim Myren, formerly of Naughty Modeling.




Thanks Chico Man, I want to book Jessi, but that site just in no way whatsoever looks legit or professional, but it is pretty funny.
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#170226 - 05/31/06 04:00 PM Re: Minion Modeling heads off with Jessi Summers
christianxxx Offline
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Registered: 07/05/05
Posts: 2134
Loc: Los Angeles, CA
good luck
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#170227 - 05/31/06 06:47 PM Re: Minion Modeling heads off with Jessi Summers
khan fusion Offline
fka ghostshadow
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Registered: 09/13/04
Posts: 327
Quote:


Jesus you are annoying and stupid...you are not only barfing at your own previous post (which was surprisingly ON TOPIC and on target for once) but now you are detracting from the collective community outrage at this whole disturbing spectacle.


Now...my medical expertise is extensive, but...is the DARK, seemingly gangrenous area around the minions crotch the result of:
A) Crotch Rot
B) Poor circulation caused by clogged vessels of all types...Blood, Lymph, seminal and sweat pores...
C) Simply a HEAVY forestation of the aforementioned overactive active Hair Follicles
D) Severe bruising Brought about by an annoyed, frightened and outraged porn whore told By Wanker Wang that she had to fuck this monster, and summarily Kicked him in the Crotch when he attempted to Mount/Squash her in his Lust?

www.Gimpsgonewild.com is looking better and better the more this thread is viewed




dude, talk about annoying. you're like the xpt firewall. why don't you go troll myspace for my porn sluts to bug for questions. why don't you write a book on the minion's repulsive posterior... wait! da burg is going to erotica la looking to cop feels and pay for privates and pretend the girls actually like him.
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#170228 - 05/31/06 06:49 PM Re: Minion Modeling heads off with Jessi Summers
Da Burglar Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
Quote:

Quote:


Jesus you are annoying and stupid...you are not only barfing at your own previous post (which was surprisingly ON TOPIC and on target for once) but now you are detracting from the collective community outrage at this whole disturbing spectacle.


Now...my medical expertise is extensive, but...is the DARK, seemingly gangrenous area around the minions crotch the result of:
A) Crotch Rot
B) Poor circulation caused by clogged vessels of all types...Blood, Lymph, seminal and sweat pores...
C) Simply a HEAVY forestation of the aforementioned overactive active Hair Follicles
D) Severe bruising Brought about by an annoyed, frightened and outraged porn whore told By Wanker Wang that she had to fuck this monster, and summarily Kicked him in the Crotch when he attempted to Mount/Squash her in his Lust?

www.Gimpsgonewild.com is looking better and better the more this thread is viewed






dude, talk about annoying. you're like the xpt firewall. why don't you go troll myspace for my porn sluts to bug for questions. why don't you write a book on the minion's repulsive posterior... wait! da burg is going to erotica la looking to cop feels and pay for privates and pretend the girls actually like him.





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#170229 - 05/31/06 07:06 PM Re: Minion Modeling heads off with Jessi Summers
khan fusion Offline
fka ghostshadow
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 09/13/04
Posts: 327
nothing but silence on that last sentence. hmmmm.
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#170230 - 05/31/06 08:09 PM Re: Minion Modeling heads off with Jessi Summers
It Was Fun Offline
aka Gen Padova
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/20/03
Posts: 4517
He suffers from skin-on-skin burn on his upper thighs. I wonder after a few minutes of walking you start to smell chicharrones in the air.

This makes me never ever wanna eat chicharrones ever again... Chico, sorry to scar you man. I had to say it.

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#170231 - 05/31/06 08:25 PM Re: Minion Modeling heads off with Jessi Summers
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Quote:

nothing but silence on that last sentence. hmmmm.




preach on you babe magnet, you.


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#170232 - 05/31/06 08:41 PM Re: Minion Modeling heads off with Jessi Summers
Sergio T. Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 07/20/03
Posts: 5256
Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy
Quote:

He suffers from skin-on-skin burn on his upper thighs. I wonder after a few minutes of walking you start to smell chicharrones in the air.



The reason his thighs are black is because they rub together. They make that sound you use to hear when kids wore corduroy back in grade school.


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This makes me never ever wanna eat chicharrones ever again... Chico, sorry to scar you man. I had to say it.


Which Chico Gen, Wang or me? BTW, never ever blame the chicarron. Dont you owe me an enchillada anyway?
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#170233 - 05/31/06 08:48 PM Re: Minion Modeling heads off with Jessi Summers
It Was Fun Offline
aka Gen Padova
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/20/03
Posts: 4517
You Chico... I was talking about you in relation to the Chicharrones because... hehe... well, you guys have a similar ethnic background Ahhh hell, you love me!

So if I can't blame the chicharrone, should I blame only what the chicharrone produces out of the sphincter hole?

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#170234 - 05/31/06 09:26 PM Re: Minion Modeling heads off with Jessi Summers
Sergio T. Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 07/20/03
Posts: 5256
Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy
Quote:

You Chico... I was talking about you in relation to the Chicharrones because... hehe... well, you guys have a similar ethnic background Ahhh hell, you love me!

So if I can't blame the chicharrone, should I blame only what the chicharrone produces out of the sphincter hole?



Im in with you Gen, thats why I was hurt you blamed the chicharrone.

Its safe to say anything The Minion eats is gonna come out retched and rancid.
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#170235 - 05/31/06 10:02 PM Re: Minion Modeling heads off with Jessi Summers
It Was Fun Offline
aka Gen Padova
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/20/03
Posts: 4517
If we're gonna have hot internet pork skin sex lets not do the dirty deed in a minion thread!!

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#170236 - 05/31/06 10:05 PM Re: Minion Modeling heads off with Jessi Summers
Sergio T. Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 07/20/03
Posts: 5256
Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy
lol, ok Gen. You win. I dont have a comeback.
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#170237 - 09/19/07 10:39 PM Where Is The Minion???
Willie D Offline

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Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9184
What happened to The Minion??? I miss his Smelly Monkey conspiracy theories.


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#170238 - 09/19/07 11:06 PM Re: Where Is The Minion???
faceblaster Offline
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Registered: 05/06/04
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He's still around, he posts here sometimes. He's working for an Internet company as a minion, cutting trailers and stuff.
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#170239 - 09/19/07 11:57 PM Re: Where Is The Minion???
Willie D Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9184
Quote:

He's still around, he posts here sometimes.



No he hasn't. The last time he was on XPT was almost 9 months ago. And it's been six months since I've seen him on AOL.

I want to hear more of the Monkey theories. I was willing to fund the research.

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#170240 - 09/21/07 04:44 PM Re: Where Is The Minion???
GoatBoy Offline
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Registered: 03/30/07
Posts: 86
Expect to hear something from the Minion real soon. Has he gotten fatter? IS he starting his own lucha libre promotion? Answers coming soon.
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