goddamn it, the college board said were i to walk down a street, i'd be smarter than all of them if there wasn't a midget in the mix.

all that means is when i decide to be stupid-i'm "gifted" at it too.

i'd like the part of my brain that remembers birthdays and more importantly the combo to my gym locker back.

i had a great time perforating that section of grey matter though. now where are my pants? who are you? you're not my son! now where are my pants?
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