I'd have to disagree with you there, Mr. Monkey.

I'd say you're bisexual.

If you've had sex with a man more than once, it means you enjoyed it. Your equipment worked.

See, my equipment simply doesn't work when another man is around.

Yes, my wife and I have swung with another couple before.

The very smell of the other dude, while I was fucking his wife, made me lose my wood. I wasn't using Viagra. I don't know what would have happened if I had been, though I fear the Viagra would have betrayed me. It wouldn't have been a real hard-on, I think.

Anyways, since I lost my hard-on due to the smell of the other dude, I did not want to repeat the experience.

I think it's a chemical thing, and a behavioral thing.

For some reason, the scent of another dude didn't turn you off, so you went back again. That's cool. Maybe when you were younger, you had some experiences that were pleasureable with other dudes. That's cool too.

It simply wasn't a pleasureable experience for me, to smell another man, or see one, while having sex. If he wasn't there, I would have let loose on that girl, like I always have, with my wife, and she would have come back begging for more, like they always do- once I've had them.

But the smell of that dude got into my nostrils, and into my vision, and I lost it.

Now...

You may take offense to what I've said, but please remember this- in terms of the current porn production going on- YOU, not ME, are in the majority.

However, I'm not buying the porn you make.

Eventually, that will hurt your wallet.

I have nothing against you at all for being bisexual. My wife is bisexual. However, even SHE is getting tired of all the dick in porn.

You are in the majority, but not for long.

I refuse to buy porn until straight men are appreciated again. I will vote with my wallet- or the witholding of it.

The Outsider