Well then Mr. Monkey, I guess that means you like dick.

That's cool, no problem here.

You've got more selection out there than I have, and I guess I'm just a little bit jealous.

Fortunately, or unfortunately, God made me straight, which right, now, is not a valuable quantity, I guess.

However, there will be a backlash, mark my words.

I'm starting the rebellion.

Straight men of porn...

...STOP SHAVING YOUR DAMN CHESTS.

...STOP GETTING WAXED.

...STOP DOING SCENES WITH OTHER DUDES, AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE.

Argh.

The Outsider