Finally, there is a show for the straight man on national television.

'Straight Plan For The Gay Man' is a show I can relate to.

Comedy Central has created a very, very amusing show in which four straight men turn the tables on a gay man, and show him how to understand the world I live in.

Amen.

Can porn rise to the challenge?

Can we finally see the end of gay porn, disguised as straight?

Will they address this topic on the show?

I sure hope so.

Maybe you guys can make a 'Straight Porn For the Straight For Pay Guy'.

In this reality porn show, which I would be the first to watch, none of the following things would be allowed:

There would be no gay-assed Bukkakes.

There would be no gay-assed Double Anals.

There would be no gay-assed two guys, three guys, or four guys and one girl scenes.

Yes, on the porn spin-off of 'Straight Plan for the Gay Man', only these types of scenes would be allowed:

Lesbian scenes

Two girls and one guy scenes

Twenty girls and one guy scenes- as long as we don't have to see his face

More lesbian scenes

I can't tell you how happy I was to watch four straight men show a gay man the beauty of wearing revolting looking clothing, driving a big 4 x 4, and throwing his smelly clothes on the floor.

(By the way, BMW's- not Mercedes- are also the ride of the 'Straight' man. If I could get away with it for my work, I'd have a great big lifted 4 x 4 too.)

Funny...

Comedy Central is now more heterosexual than most of you porn makers.

That's pretty ironic.

Christ, I had to cancel my stupid Dish TV subscription because there was too much damn dick in all the stupid movies.

The lesbian scenes, and the threeways with two girls and a guy, have become 'token' scenes that don't last much more than a minute or two, while all the gay stuff, DP's, anal, and the like, gets all the time!

And if you think your 'market studies' are saying that straight guys like me aren't buying your porn, you're wrong. It's just that we STOPPED buying your porn when it became GAY.

I've got nothing against guys that are gay, or bi, or don't know they're bi or gay, and say they only watch gay-assed DP's because they like seeing a woman being 'degraded'.

'Degraded' is really code for, "I like looking at naked dudes", in my book.

What woman is 'degraded' by doing two dudes at once? Substitute 'spoiling' for 'degrading' and it might be more accurate.

Christ, I've had more threesomes with two girls and more- without getting paid for it or paying for it- than most guys in this universe.

I certainly don't feel 'degraded'. Why would a woman?

Anyway, I'd just like to see a little more balance in the porn world. I'd like to see a little more STRAIGHT PORN FOR THE STRAIGHT GUY, if you all don't mind.

Thank you listening, and I'm glad I got that off my chest...

...which I very proudly haven't washed since a day and a half ago, and I now refuse to SHAVE.

I'm leading a revolt.

The return of the big, hairy chest revolt.

Watch 'Straight Plan for the Gay Man' on Comedy Central.

And forget about washing those clothes for a while when you do it.

LOL.

The Outsider